Roses are Red,

Violets are Blue,

I don't own Twilight,

So you can't sue!

Anyway, another random Twilight convo that my bff, Sam, and I created. (I finally found it while cleaning my room, lol) Very short, but funny! (I was eating noodles while we were writing, this...heh)


Emmett: "Noodlez! Yum! DUUUUDE!!"

Jasper: "WOW!, you know what else is better than noodlez?"

Emmett: (Confused) Sex?

Jasper: (Nods happily) Yes, young grasshopper, you are correct. (Pulls off shirt, revealing a 6-pack of abs, and a '69' tattoo)

Emmett: DUUUDE! (Rips off shirt to reveal a '66' and an 8-pack) P

Jasper: No Fair!! You have two more than me!! (starts to whine) WHY?? why has the world come to this!!

Edward: (Walks into room and stares at the two half naked men in front of him) "That, my friend, is sooooooooo wrong!"


Lol, hoped you liked!! Now click on the little blue button in the corner that says review, ya, thats right...its clickable!!

Emmett: Really? OMCEJE!!