Okay so this was a really random idea i had after about an hour trying to cure my writers block. Inspiration works in strange ways...eh heh. So this is all about Tama-Baby!! Lol
Must say I've been listening to the character songs and they are brilliant! Guilty Beauty Love!
So lets get started.
Disclaimer: Don't own Ouran!
Top floor south wing, as usual Tamaki was making his way towards the northern hallway to meet the hosts in the third music room. It had been a normal day and now they had a free period, after they closed the club he would be off home to play with Antoinette.
"Squish?" Tamaki thought. "What was that?" He looked down slowly and the colour drained from his body. He froze where he was turning a chalky white colour. Maybe if i pick it up and put it on the side, no one will notice?
He looked around shivering in fear as he bent over and picked up the object of his nightmares. Bereznoff...
Just as he stood up and was about to put the doll on the side he turned and bumped into someone. "Ah my apologize," he said looking at whoever he walked into. "Eep!"
"Suoh-san," the boy in the dark cloak said. His eyes traveled across to Tamaki's hand and his jaw dropped. "Bereznoff! Suoh what have you done!"
"Me? He was on the floor...and...here!" Tamaki thrust the doll into Nekozawa's hands and sped off in down the hallway in a dramatic get away.
Nekozawa looked at his beloved Bereznoff, a vein popping into place above his head. Bereznoff had a foot print on him.
"Curse you Tamaki Suoh!" He cried, to the surprise of the passing girls. "How would you feel being as small as Bereznoff?"
Tamaki burst through the doors of the third music room and hid behind a large sofa panting.
"Tono?" The twins said looking at him from over the top of it. He looked up, his pale ghostly complexion almost giving the to boys a heart attack.
"Hikaru..." Kaoru whispered. Hikaru looked at him gravely. "Hai." They both leaned back over the sofa and got a better look at their King. "Tono, you were supposed to be here ages ago," Kaoru said. "That's right, where were you?"
"Nekozawa..." Tamaki mumbled before going off into a quiet ramble about curses and evil. The Twins smiled and pulled out a Bereznoff voodoo doll, they walked around the sofa and put it into Tamaki's line of view. He freaked.
Within seconds Tamaki was cowering behind Kyoya. "Those evil, demonic twins. Kaasan make them stop."
Kyoya sighed and gave the twins a look. They reluctantly put the voodoo doll away but still continued to taunt Tamaki, much to his chagrin. "Since so much time has been wasted we might as well go over the plans for tomorrow," Kyoya told them writing something down.
The rest of the club came over to Kyoya and they started to discuss things, all the while ignoring Tamaki.
It was early morning and the sun was shining brightly through a gap in the curtains onto Tamaki's bed. The bright light shone in his face waking him up. Hn...No Haruhi...twins..."Bereznoff!"
Tamaki woke with a start sweating from his dreams. "Phew it was just a nightmare..." Tamaki's hands flew to his mouth. "What happened to my voice!" He squeaked. He sat up and pushed the covers back, for some reason this was harder than usual. Looking over the vast landscape of silk and satin sheets Tamaki cried out. "What happened to my room!"
He looked down over his own body then back again over the room his was in, Tamaki cried out in shock. The bed then dipped down and Tamaki felt something get closer. Soon a giant loomed over him with a large nose and a long pink tongue. "Antoinette!" Tamaki cried jumping up and down on his pillow. "Antoinette!"
Antoinette sniffed around the bed looking for her master who for some unusual reason wasn't there. She barked and the noise knocked Tamaki off of his feet, he sat up holding his ears and stared at the dog. Antoinette's nose came snuffling around the pillow and came in direct contact with Tamaki, he stood up on her nose and she looked at him strangely. "Down Antoinette, come on get off of the bed," Tamaki tried to order her but he's voice was too squeaky. She barked and Tamaki had to grab hold of her whiskers to prevent him falling off her nose.
From where he hung he looked downwards to the floor. "Eeep! Antoinette off of the bed!" It seemed to him to be a hundred foot drop!
The dog whined at the loss of her master and the strange thing at the end of her nose, which smelt worryingly familiar, and jumped of the bed.
Tamaki cried as the wind blew him back as she ran through the house. He held on tight to her fur and tried to open his eyes. The walls and floor sped past in a blur of colour and size, suddenly she stopped and Tamaki was thrown forward onto her head.
Antoinette let out a low growl and Tamaki edged backwards hiding at the back of her head. A maid had come around the corner cleaning the tables and pictures, she lent over and gave Antoinette a stroke before giving her a sneaky dog biscuit.
Then as quick as she had stopped, the young dog sped off again through the hallways as fast as she could. Once again Tamaki found himself clinging on for dear life.
The dog bounded down the stairs two at a time panting happily as she got to the ground floor. She walked up to the door and sat there staring at the nearest butler. He looked away and tried not to catch the dogs eyes, but the attempt was futile. Antoinette gave the man her full blown puppy dog eyes and the butler melted instantly. He walked across to a maid talked to her, she left and in a few minutes was back with the dogs lead. The butler clipped it on to her collar and they left the house for a walk.
Tamaki looked up from behind the dogs head and saw across the lawn a car parked by the entrance. It was the car that would be taking him to school.
With out thinking Tamaki yelled as loud as he could to his lovely dog. "Antoinette over there!"
The dog stopped and looked around, she had heard her masters voice! Where was he though? She tugged on the lead and looked around expectantly, then she saw a familiar car and shot off towards it.
The butler jolted as she pulled on the lead and he found himself being dragged towards the car. He pulled back on the lead to stop himself being pulled over and the dog stopped sharply to avoid being choked. Tamaki flew off Antoinette and landed with a smack onto the cars window. "Ouch..."
He looked up and saw the window was open so he climbed inside. "If I can get to school, I can find Nekozawa!" He cried in determination. "Surely it was him who has done this to me. Me, who is now only three inches high!"
Tamaki held onto the window as his father stepped into the car. He's father had to get to school earlier than him because he was the superintendent, but every now and then he would take the car with Tamaki. To bad today since he was running late, he couldn't wait any longer for his son. He instructed the driver to go and they set off for Ouran High.
As far as anyone in the second Suoh mansion was concerned, Tamaki Suoh had left for school. No one had noticed that he hadn't left in the first place.
Ouran High School
The car came to a halt at the end of the drive and Mr Suoh exited the door being held open by the driver. Tamaki stuck his head out of his fathers pocket gagging for fresh air. There were some places you just didn't want to be.
As his father entered the school Tamaki climbed out of the pocket and made his way down the outside of his dads trouser leg, it was better than jumping. As soon as his feet touched the floor, Tamaki made a sprint for the wall, he knew too well if he stayed in the hallway he'd be trod on.
He stayed along the side of the wall running to get to the end. "It never usually takes this long to get there," he said to himself still trying to get to the end of the hallway. "Maybe this wasn't such a good idea..."
Somebody walked past missing him by an inch, Tamaki yelped and fell backwards hitting a girls foot. The squeaky yelp and the thud on her foot caused her to look down and let out a shrill scream. "It's a RAT!"
The girls around her saw Tamaki and screamed as well. "Oh my gosh somebody get rid of it!" A guy next to her stuck his foot out to kick the small thing away. Tamaki, seeing this chaos and the giant foot coming towards him legged it down the hallway running for his life. Several times he came close to being trod on before he finally got to the end of the hall.
Looking around for any sign of where he was Tamaki spotted a rectangular sign stuck on the wall. "Oh...that's not good," Tamaki whined. "Oh my to be mistaken for a rat, then to be cast aside as if some stray animal. Surely this day can not get any worse."
As per norm Tamaki dramatised every word and exaggerated every movement, didn't he know that by saying that he had jinxed himself further!
Tamaki was lost; he was in the wrong hallway, in the wrong half of the building and again he had narrowly escaped being trod on. It had just got worse.
Some how Tamaki had found his own little corner of woe under a table in one of the hallways. He sat there in self pity trying to work out just how to get to where he should be, at least classes were in session now so he could walk in the halls freely. He stood up and decided to continue on his way to find the music room.
Getting there wouldn't be that easy though; soon Tamaki was at the stairs which would lead to the top floor, the only problem was getting up them. Three inches wasn't an ideal height for climbing stairs.
"Well I'm not about to give up now," Tamaki cheered. "So far I've made it here all by myself, so i can definitely get up these stairs!"
Tamaki jumped up trying to grab hold of the step, his fingers came within seconds of taking hold before he fell back to the floor. "Let's try again," he said preparing to jump. He jumped and this time he caught hold of the step, he pulled himself up and felt a wave of joy come over him. "One down only...that's a lot of stairs...to go," he sighed.
"Haruhi I'm bored," Hikaru said lounging on his desk. He watched her as she spun her pencil around her thumb, again and again and again. "Haruhi."
She looked up snapping out of her concentration. "Hikaru do your work," she whispered. Hikaru sighed loudly and looked over to Kaoru; he looked seconds away from falling asleep. Hikaru took a sheet of paper and started to write something down.
A few seconds later Kaoru was woken from his doze when a piece of paper hit his face. He opened it and read; I'm sooo bored Kao, wake up.
Kaoru sighed and yawned and wrote back on the paper. Hikaru was busy pretending to do some work when the paper hit him in the side of the head, he looked over to Kaoru with a blank face and Kaoru smiled mockingly. Hikaru read the note; You're bored! I'm falling asleep, Hika this lady just goes on and on.
Hikaru laughed and scribbled away on his paper. Haruhi sighed and lent her head on the table as a storm of paper was being thrown back and forth over her head. Kaoru laughed seeing her so annoyed and read the note; ...and on and on. This is a drag. Wonder why tono wasn't there this morning?
Kaoru grinned and wrote back. Hikaru read the note; Teachers...Tono's probably had some kind of distress. Maybe he finally realised he's an idiot. Hikaru laughed and wrote something on the small piece of paper, just as he was about to pass it back a shadow loomed over him and snatched the note from his hand and read it herself. "Hikaru Hitachiin if my class bores you so much, perhaps you would like to teach?" His teacher stood over him making him recoil slightly. She turned to face Kaoru. "If you are both so intent on disrupting my lesson, I'll be seeing you after class."
"Yes sensei," they said together, both with the same monotone voice. She turned away and walked back to the front of the class continuing her lesson.
The twins laughed quietly. "You two are so stupid," Haruhi said twirling her pencil once more. The twins watched her and started to copy her, the first few attempts sent pencils' flying across the room. Pencil twirling was not as easy as it looked.
Kyoya looked down the aisle of seats noticing Tamaki was not sitting in front of him as usual. He hadn't been at the Host Club that morning either. Where was he?
The empty seat in front of him was beginning to bug him, this was unlike Tamaki and he never usually missed his lessons. He had sent him a text earlier and he still hadn't received a reply.
It was half way through the lesson and Kyoya had gone the whole morning with out an idiotic disruption or stupid comment. In fact he hadn't been called mum all day. He wasn't sure if this was a good thing, but it was nice to get a break from the idiot king of the Host Club.
Meanwhile back on the stairs Tamaki had finally reached the last few stairs. From the clock on the wall he could see that lessons would end soon before switching over. He was determined to make it to the top before that happened.
Tamaki jumped up to grab the step, he was out of breathe and panting heavily. "Almost...there!" He cried with each jump. Grabbing onto the step he pulled himself up before collapsing on the marble floor of the hallway. Tamaki took several short breaths trying to get some from of oxygen into his lungs. He lent onto his elbows looking at his reflection in the floor; he was still in his pajamas and he was an utter mess. "So...tired," he panted.
He pushed himself up with what ever strength he could muster and set off down the hallway. Nekozawa was always some where near the club, so it couldn't be that hard to find him, surely?
Tamaki looked up at the huge wooden door in front of him, how he was going to open it he didn't know. He paced up and the hallway trying to think when suddenly the bell rang for the lesson change over. Tamaki ran for cover at the nearest thing available. Unfortunately this was a plant pot, and he was now covered in mud from the plant. Everyone was so loud when you where small and everything was way to big for him, this was beginning to get on his nerves. Nekozawa was always there when you didn't want him to be, but where was he now when he was wanted?
Tamaki decided to take the risk and leaped out of the pot, some of the compost fell off of him dirtying the floor. He ran along the side of the wall trying to find anyone that may be able to help and strangely found himself in the dark. Not only was it dark but the floor was now soft too, but there was no carpet in the hallways.
Tamaki pondered this for a bit before he felt the floor move beneath him. "Huh?!" He soon found himself falling into a corner and there was no floor to speak of. He was trapped inside something, that something then opened up to let in some light. Tamaki cried out when a giant hand reached inside, it stopped when it poked something strange that moved. Tamaki tried to run as fingers wrapped around his small body but couldn't escape the confined space.
He shielded his eyes as he was brought out into the light and slowly he moved his hands away from his face to see who had picked him up. Never in Tamaki's life had he been so glad to see the face that was staring at him. That face in question held a sinister smile and shinning eyes, even if he was covered by a cloak. "Nekozawa!" Tamaki cried, tears of joy pricing the corner of his eyes.
"Suoh, what a pleasant surprise," Nekozawa said calmly. "May i ask why you are three inches tall?"
Tamaki opened his mouth to explain splaying his arms wide when Nekozawa stopped him. "The short, not dramatic version please."
Tamaki sulked but proceeded to tell him what had happened. "...So you see Nekozawa-san, it is of the utmost importance that you undo this curse so that i may resume my normal day," Tamaki finished. Nekozawa laughed creepily, sending shivers down Tamaki's spine. "I apologise Suoh-san, but i am not at liberty to do that. It may serve you well to experience the hardships of your things your size."
Tamaki was shocked and his words caught in his throat. "But surely Nekozawa you must reconsider, after all what can one accomplish at three inches?" Nekozawa shook his head and placed Tamaki on the floor. "Perhaps you will not make the mistake of mistreating Bereznoff, it doesn't feel good to be trod on." With that said Nekozawa walked off, he was late to his lesson already, and ignored Tamaki's pleas for help.
Tamaki walked slowly back towards the third music room sulking further the closer he got. Surely this was a mistake, Nekozawa wasn't this cruel, was he? Tamaki had to stop thinking once his head came into contact with the door, he rubbed the spot he had hit and looked up, once again wondering how he would get inside.
"You both really got told off by sensei, huh?" Haruhi laughed as they walked to their lesson. The twins exchanged a look and then laughed it off. "It wasn't so bad," Hikaru started. "...we only got a ten thousand word essay," Kaoru finished. They both grimaced at the extra added homework and wondered how they would get it all done.
"Ah, Haruhi did you hear," Hikaru said remembering something. "That some students spotted a rat in the school?"
Haruhi thought about it and had to say she hadn't heard anything. "That's not very hygienic," was all she had to say. Kaoru shook his head and Hikaru sighed. She could have least tried to have a conversation.
Haruhi was to busy enjoying the bliss of not being bugged by a certain idiot to be bothered by the twins and their shenanigans, it was nice to have a quiet day not being bothered or pulled about, or yelled at.
Tamaki sat on the floor with his head resting back on the door, so far he had been sitting there for almost an hour. Now he was just watching the clock waiting for the bell, the Host Club would come by after that and he was absolutely convinced that this time he would get some attention.
"This is troublesome," he groaned. "How long will i have to stay this small?" He wondered how his family would react if they knew he was going through this.
The bell rang, the loud noise was like music to Tamaki's ears and he stood up quickly waiting for someone he could recognise.
Several people walked past before Tamaki heard the familiar voices of he twins annoying Haruhi.
"Ne, Haruhi could we visit your house tonight?" Hikaru asked. Haruhi sighed and rolled her eyes. "You just want help with the extra work you've got. You two got yourself into this mess, you can do it your selves."
"Aw Haruhi we just want to visit your's, it's been so long," Kaoru drawled draping his arms around her shoulders. Hikaru put his arm around her waste. "We can finish our work any where," he said. "We wouldn't think of asking you for help."
Both the twins exchanged a smile and Haruhi groaned, as they wrapped themselves around her. Tamaki exploded from where he watched on the floor. "You two demons stop harassing my precious daughter!" He shouted. "Show some respect for your sister!"
Haruhi and the twins stopped talking and looked around confusedly. "Did you hear something?" Haruhi asked. "Sounds like tono," Kaoru said still looking around.
"I'm down here! Haruhi look!!" Tamaki yelled jumping up and down, waving his arms. "Haruhi"
The three first years shrugged and opened the door to the music room. Tamaki grabbed onto Haruhi's shoe as she walked in the door and held on tight to her trouser leg. A few moments later and Kyoya walked in followed by Mori and Hunny and the Host Club got to business.
Tamaki climbed up Haruhi's trouser leg and hoisted himself onto the the table, unfortunately no one was looking his way.
"Haruhi-kun how was your lesson this morning?" Miss Sakurazuka asked her picking up her cup. Haruhi poured some tea for the girl sitting next to her. "This mornings lessons were interesting, i learned something new which was good. Although there were some distractions." She replied referring to the Hitachiin's little episode in class. Those two were now currently in the middle of entertaining their customers, not bothering to pay her any attention.
"How was your lessons ladies?" Haruhi asked smiling kindly. From behind the pot of sugar that he was hiding Tamaki beamed brightly. "Such a brilliant daughter, how she can brighten the day with just a smile. Haruhi"
Haruhi looked around behind her and wondered who had called her name. "Haruhi-kun is something the matter?" She turned back to her customers. "No, i just heard some body call me," she told them. At least i think i did.
"Oh we didn't hear any one," the girl opposite said. The other girls agreed. "That's strange, must have imagined it," Haruhi said uncertainly. Tamaki poked his head out from around the pot. "You did hear someone, down here!"
Haruhi picked up her cup and drank some tea thoughtfully. Okay I'm sure i heard someone now. As she put the cup down the girl next to her jumped up and screamed. "Haruhi look!" she cried pointing to the now knocked over pot; one little slippered foot stood out amongst the white sugar. "It's a rat!"
By now the whole room was in a panic and the girls had gotten as far away from the table as they could, it had shocked the Hosts so much that they had rushed over to see what the commotion was. This couldn't be said for the Hitachiin twins as they were in a tangle on the floor; the commotion had shocked their customers who in return shocked them, and well they both fell on the floor half way through an act. "Hika," Kaoru groaned. "Ah?" Hikaru replied. Kaoru tried to sit up but couldn't. "Move your arm and get off."
Hikaru looked at how they had landed and he had basically crushed Kaoru, who was waiting patiently for him to get off, he did and they both got up groaning and complaining. The girls closest asked if they were all right and the twins used it as a prop for their act. "We're fine, but i must have hurt Kaoru," Hikaru said holding him sadly. "It's all right Hikaru, it's only a bruise." This act carried on and got them some more attention from the fan girls who now crowded around them, no longer fazed by the 'rat'.
"A rat at Ouran?" Kyoya said looking at the little leg sticking out of the sugar. "This will have to be dealt with."
Haruhi looked at the thing and took hold of its leg. The girls who were still watching squealed in disgust and recoiled as she picked it up. The twins, now over their scene, moved in front of the girls telling them to stay away while the situation was dealt with.
When Haruhi picked it up by the foot the rest of the body came with it, and when she saw this she gasped. The little body was covered in sugar and dirt, but underneath all that she could see silk pajamas, a pair of slippers and a blonde head. Kyoya, Hunny and Haruhi all leaned in close to see better and Haruhi blew off some dirt to get a clearer view. "Senpai!"
Lol what do you think? It was a pretty random idea so i hope this works out okay. -Maybe you could help and give me some ideas for names of the fan girls??-
I have to add last night i had non stop nightmares...and in one of them Kaoru dies in Hikaru's arms...It was sooo sad. Lol i know it's totally irrelevant but i had to say XD
-Please tell me if there is any way to improve on this. -