Kit: Konnichiwa readers of all kinds! today i have posted a fic for Naruto himself.
Naruto: Hi kit-chan and hi readers. Hey kit-chan guess what?
Naruto: Happy Birthday!
Kit:Aw-hugs Naruto- thank you Naru-chan, can you do the disclaimer?
Naruto: Ok! Kit-chan doesn't own the anime Naruto or it's characters.
Kit: Thanks Naru-chan, on with the fic.
1. You know what, I haven't seen Sakura-chan in a while.
2. I love it when 'Tachi-kun buys me ramen.
3. When I look in 'Tachi-kun's photo album, there are a lot of pictures of me sleeping.
4. There' are also a lot of me in the shower.
5. Don't tell 'Tachi-kun but I really like that sexy maid outfit that he makes me wear.
6. The real reason 'Tachi-kun doesn't threaten, hurt, or kill Hinata-chan is because I told him not to.
7.'Tachi-kun has been awfully clumsy lately, he keeps dropping things then tells me to pick them up.
8. I've been throwing up a lot in the morning, I'll go seen Tsunade-baa-chan later.
9. 'Tachi-kun is always talking about the two of us reviving his clan, why would he say that I mean I can't get pregnant, right?
10. It's true, I love it when 'Tachi-kun calls me "my Naruto",but he loves it more when I call him 'Tachi-kun.
Kit: Wacha think Naru-chan.
Naruto: I love it Kit-chan!
Itachi: I liked it too.
Kit: Why are you here Ita-nii-san?
Naruto: -Glomps Itachi- Hi 'Tachi-kun
Itachi: Hello my Naruto and I'm here to wish you a happy birtday, so happy birthday.
Kit: Thank you Ita-nii-san. Is Sasuke coming too.
Kit and Nauto: Why?
Kit: What did you do?
Itachi: -Grabs Naruto and runs- bye Kit-sensei!
Kit: Itachi you get back here with Naruto and tell me what you did with sasuke! oh and readers, reviews will be like a birthday present to me ok bye!