Yay so I have written another story :D This time it's about Alice and Bella and their little secret...

WARNING: A/B content if this offends you don't read but this story is going to be funny though :D

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Chapter 1

Jessica's Party


"Please Edward please please pleaseeeee?" I begged him repeatedly. He shook his head and mouthed 'no' "Ugh PLEASE Edward! I'll be safe I promise. Plus Alice will be with me so what could happen?" Haha those famous little words 'What could happen?' Trust me everything... Upon saying hearing her name Alice ran onto the room and stood beside me

"Ya Edward PLEASEEEE" Alice begged "She'll be safe I promise. I mean I'm a vampire I think I can protect Bella. Plus What could happen?" There's those words again. Edward still shook his head no but was a little more reluctant this time. "Edward I already saw the party in a vision, plus I know you want Bella to have every human experiance possible and how is she going to get that if you won't let her?" He looked like he was about to give in "I won't let anything bad happen to Bella I promise" she said sincerely while crossing where her heart should be. She also gave Edward the puppy dog face and he gave in.

"Fine go ahead. I'm going hunting all weekend and won't be back until Monday anyway." He said while sighing letting us know we won.

"YAY!!" we squealed in delight while jumping up in down in some kind of happy dance. Edward rolled his eyes when he saw us.

"Ok Bella I got to go now." He said while I pouted then gave me a goodbye kiss. He quickly ran out to the car where everyone but Esme was waiting to go.

"Woohoo" Alice squealed in delight "Lets go upstairs and get dressed." She grabbed my hand and started to walk human pace towards her room. We intertwined fingers and continued to march to my doom. This is kind of nice, I actually get to walk on my own somewhere. We continued up the stairs when I realize that Alice's hand is warmer that Edwards. We entered her room and I went over to sit on her bed while she went into her closet to retrieve our clothes.

"Alice?" I questioned tilting my head sideways.

"Ya Bella?" She responded from the place she called a closet. I instantly got embarrassed and didn't answer. she noticed and came out with our outfits. She sat on the bed and layed the clothes in her lap. My facial expression must have been weird because she grabbed my hand off my lap and said

"Bella what is it? You know you can tell me anything." every word she said was dripping with concern.

"Well... it's just... HowComeWhenIHoldYourHandIt'sWarmerThanWhenIHoldEdward's?" I was nervous so I said the next part of the sentence like it was one word, but I knew Alice understood. She tilted her head and thought for a moment before answering my question.

"I don't really know the answer to that Bella. Is the rest of me warmer to you than Edward?" Before I knew what I was doing I softly caressed her face with my finger tips. She looked at me with an expression of surprise masking something else.

"Yes." I whispered barely audible. She quickly jumped up handing me my clothes saying,

"Here put this on. I need to go tell Esme where we are going to be so she won't worry." She left before I had a chance to say anything. Ok Bella what was that? I mean she's your fiancee's sister and your best friend. I am so stupid sometimes. What even prompted me to do that? I sighed then started to put on the outfit Alice wanted me to wear to the party. I quickly put on the frayed blue jean mini skirt and as I was slipping on the light blue Cami I felt someone gently pulling it the rest of the way down for me. My breathing hitched and I quickly spun around to see it was Alice. She was wearing the exact same outfit as me except her Cami was a hot pink.

"Come on slow poke we're late" She said while rolling her beautifully... breath taking... topaz eyes at me. What the hell Bella this has got to stop. I quickly shook my head hoping that would help clear it. Alice picked me up bridal style and ran me to her car.


I started the car and headed towards Jessica's. I took a peak at Bella to find that she was staring out the window deep in her own thoughts. -Has a vision of a drunk Bella- Wow I guess we won't be bored. I pulled my beautiful car into Jess's driveway to find a parking place. Ugh I can smell the beer from here. I walked over to Bella's side of the car and opened the door for her. Of course she decides to trip, but luckily I'm there to catch her before she falls. she's still holding on to my waist with her warm arms when she looks at me and says "Thanks Alice I thought I was going to die."

"Silly Bella as long as I'm here I would never let anything hurt you." I said sincerely. We continued to walk into the house which appeared to be one giant dance floor.

"I have to pee" Bella whispered while walking away towards the bathroom.


Crackers I have to pee. When I was finished I walked over to the table with all the food and drinks and got 2 beers for me and Alice. I found her talking to the D.J. as soon as she saw me she walked over. I handed her the beer and she looked at me weird.

"Bella I don't drink." She said and I giggled while chugging half the beer like it was water. "You know what I mean and you shouldn't drink either!" She tried to grabbed the beer away from me but I just shook my finger at her.

" No no no Alice we need these to... blenddd innn" I said like it was obvious. She rolled her eyes at me. When I was finished with mine I traded Alice so it looked like she finished hers. I chugged that one in no time. Before I knew it I had downed 4 beers and I had a 5th one in my hand. Then I was hit with the random urge to dance which was unfortunately ruined by non other than Mike Newton who was making his way towards me.

"Bella do you want to dance?" He asked me but fortunately I was saved by my new super hero Alice.

"Sorry Mike but she promised me the 1st dance." she said while grabbing my beer and handing it to Mike so we could dance. She led me to the middle of the 'dance floor'

"Awww thankss Alice but you didn't have to doooo thattttt." I slurred my words while slapping her arm playfully.

"Sure I did Bella. I mean come on what would Edward say if I let let his Fiancee dance with another man?" said Alice

"Ugh don't say that word... It makes me feel like... BLAH" I stuck my tongue out at her.

"Ok then Bella lets dance before Mike thinks we were lying." Right then the infamous song I Kissed A Girl came on.

Ok so I was drunk, wait scratch that I was VERY drunk.

This was never the way I planned
Not my intention
I got so brave, drink in hand
Lost my discretion

I really wanted another beer but apparently Alice knew that because so whispered "No" loud enough for me to hear her.

It's not what, I'm used to
Just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you
Caught my attention

Wow, Alice must have like gained serious control of her blood-lust because if I was was grinding this way with a regular vampire they would have already eaten me.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

Just as I was wondering if Alice's eyes were black she turned me around and looked into my eyes. Oh good they were still a very light butter scotch and not even a tint darker.

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

I intertwined my fingers together behind Alice's neck and continued to stare into Alice's eyes, our faces only inches apart, our bodies pressed tightly together swaying perfectly to the beat that flowed out of the speakers.

No, I don't even know your name
It doesn't matter
You're my experimental game
Just human nature

Wow I am so much more graceful when I'm drunk. I'd drink more often but I'm not looking forward to the pounding headaches so I guess I'll just stick with tripping over nothing.

It's not what, good girls do
Not how they should behave
My head gets so confused
Hard to obey

I could hear Mike and some other guys whistling and hollering in the background, but it just faded away as I continued to stare into Alice's eyes.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

I looked away from Alice's enticing topaz eyes to take a glance behind her. I saw Jess and Lauren with a video camera smiling evilly.

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

I looked back into Alice's eyes ignoring whatever Lauren and her evil minion were doing.

Us girls we are so magical
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable
Hard to resist so touchable

Alice slid her hands from behind my neck trailing them lightly over my sides until they came to rest on my hips pulling us closer together. This earned us even more whistles and hollers than before.

Too good to deny it
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent

I leaned down a little more and Alice pressed her forehead against mine. Us never glancing away from each other's enchanting eyes.

I kissed a girl and I liked it
The taste of her cherry chap stick
I kissed a girl just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a girl and I liked it
I liked it

As the song came to an end Alice and I didn't move from our 'positions' until I leaned even further down mine and Alice's lips only an inch apart and whispered "Lets go home." She nodded and grabbed my hand and started to head towards the door. We passed Jess and Lauren and I flipped them off while saying... well actually slurring "I thinkkk I needdAnotherrr Beerrr." Alice just continued to pull me towards the car.

After Alice buckled me up, as seeing I was to intoxicated to even walk straight, she started the car and started to head towards her house.

"Snalice?" I asked Hahaha who the hell is Snalice?

"Ya Bella?"

"Shoe make me hawt." Ok now I don't even know what i'm talking about.

"Mmmhhmm ok Bella no more beer for you... like ever."

"What were snows 2 bimbos doing with that rectangle thing with the smashing light?" Wait... what? Apparently Alice understood what I was saying because I didn't.

"They were taping us dance Bella" she sighed I looked confused so she continued " They are going to either: give it to Edward, put it on the school announcements, or put it on youtube."

"flafla boobtube." I giggled "I hope Sledward thinks it is as hawt as I blooo."

"Sleep Bella." was the last thing I heard before passing out in Alice's car.

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