"Deidara

"Deidara! Get your ass down here!" shouted a very annoyed blond women. "You're going to be late for school."

"I'm coming," yelled a very annoyed blond boy.

Deidara got out of bed, slipped on a black t-shirt and a pair of black jeans, tied his hair up in a ponytail with part of his hair covering his hair, and ran down the stairs out the door.

"Bye Mom," he said as he closed the front door and ran for the park.

Since it was a nice day Deidara decided he was going to just spend all day at the park. His mom only tells him to go to school because social services said he has to. Something about all kids have to go to school so they can be successful in the future. Nothing at school had anything to do with his future career to be an artist.

As Deidara arrived at the park he noticed there was no one there. There was usually at least a few kids. Deidara didn't look further into it so he sat under the big oak tree that he always sat under.

Deidara laid down in the soft green, he closed his eyes and listened to the birds sing, and he fell asleep. As Deidara slept under the tree a small silver rabbit tripped over him.

"Ow! Hey, Wake up you fuckwad!" yelled the very angry rabbit.

Deidara sat up and stared at the very pissed rabbit. The rabbit had slicked back hair, pink eyes, and a beaded necklace with a pendant on it.

"Are you talking to me," Deidara asked.

"I don't have time for this. I late for a very important date," he said as he hopped around frantically.

"What's your name little bunny," Deidara asked as he stared at the rabbit hopping around.

"Don't call me a fucking bunny, I'm a rabbit you dumbass, and my name is Hidan," he said as he hit Deidara in the face and ran into the forest.

"Hey, come back you stupid rabbit," Deidara screamed at the very foul mouthed rabbit.

"Whatever, see you later you stupid brat," Hidan yelled back at Deidara.

Deidara stood up and ran after Hidan into the woods. Hidan wasn't just good at cussing he was very fast, and hard to keep up with.

Hidan ran deeper into the woods, and came to a rabbit hole that he ran into.

Deidara stared at the hole it was big enough for him to fit into so he crawled in. He crawled deeper and deeper into the hole, but there was no sign of Hidan. Deidara was worried he had lost the rabbit. As he came to the end of the tunnel Deidara fell trough the ground

"Holy shit!" Deidara yelled as he fell. The drop down was very unusual there were clocks, shapes, and colors.

Deidara fell on his butt as he reached the bottom. He walked through a hallway and saw Hidan slip through a door way down the hall. Deidara ran down the hall and grabbed the doorknob, it started to talk.

"Hey! Can't you see that I'm trying to sleep here," the knob.

Deidara stared at the knob with big puppy dog eyes and asked, "Can you please unlock the door."

"Why should I you ungrateful brat," the door asked.

"Open the door, or I'll blow you to pieces," Deidara threatened.

"Yeah, right. You can't do that," the knob said.

"Fine have it your way," Deidara said as he reached into his clay pouch and sculpted a clay spider. He threw the small spider, backed up, and yelled, "KATSU!"

The door exploded into a million pieces. Deidara felt very happy with himself, it was a beautiful explosion.

"Now to get that damn rabbit, "Deidara thought as he walked thought he walked through the now destroyed doorway.