Bowser Blanchette and Final Destination Studios Presents:
Staring: Rangiku Matsumoto, Hanataro Yamada
Pairings: Matsumoto/Hanataro (crack pairing!), Hitsugaya/Hinamori, Nemu/OC
The characters in this story (Except Self-Inserted Author) belong to their respective owners!
There will be lemons!
I decided to try out the pairing of Matsumoto and Hanataro Yamada. Hope it turns out well.
"Oh, Captain!" shouted the Tenth Division Vice Captain, Rangiku Matsumoto.
Captain Hitsugaya groaned. He just wanted some quiet time. Now it is ruined, courtesy of Rangiku Matsumoto.
"What is it, Matsumoto?" He asked angrily.
"I was wondering if you are going to Bowser's party tonight?" Matsumoto asked.
"Why? You know every time we go to a party, you get drunk, strip naked and go crazy all over the Soul Society!"
"Once, Captain! That was one time!" Matsumoto whined.
"Then, why did Bowser find you asleep with Hanataro Yamada? In HIS OFFICE?!" Captain Hitsugaya asked.
SCREECH! That stunned Matsumoto.
"He was cold?" Rangiku said shyly.
"Or did you two 'make out' together?"
All this time, Captain Hitsugaya did not notice that his Tenth Division Fifth Seat, Bowser came in. Bowser brought Toshiro's friend, the Fifth Division Vice Captain, Momo Hinamori and her Fifth Seat, Tolle Koenig.
"Accusing your Vice Captain of having sex with Hanataro, sir?" Bowser asked.
"I was wondering what was going on here. Thought you were blaming me for making out with the 12th Division Vice Captain, Nemu." (1)
Momo and Tolle giggled.
"That's not true! We just slept together once! That's all!" Matsumoto said in protest.
Captain Hitsugaya shook his head.
"Rangiku, no one is going to believe you," Tolle Koenig said, "despite your 'daily routines,' after work. Everyone is going to think you and Hanataro are a couple."
"And that is true," Hitsugaya added.
Rangiku looked down and then looked at her captain.
"You can't prove that Hanataro and I are a pair," Matsumoto said, smiling.
Toshiro looked confused, "Elaborate, Matsumoto!"
"You believe in what people tell you about me and Hanataro. If you don't have any evidence to back it up, it'll be just a rumor."
"Why don't you prove to us your innocence, Matsumoto?" Captain Hitsugaya said, "Prove to Bowser, Tolle, Momo and me that you have no formal relationship with Hanataro."
"Fine, I will Captain!" Matsumoto said daringly and walked out of the office.
As she walked out of the building, she started to sweat. Her lying to her captain worked.
'That was too close,' she said to herself.
As she walked towards the bar, she can still see the images of her 'sex partner' in her head.
This was going to be tough trying to prove to her Captain about not having a relationship, even though she DOES have a relationship...
...with the Fourth Division Seventh Seat, Hanataro Yamada.
CHAPTER 1 End Read and Review!
(1) Implied that Bowser (myself) and the 12th Division Vice Captain, Nemu Kurotsuchi had sex in my one-shot Sex and Medicine!