Author's note: I was thinking about what would happen if the Rikkai, Hyoutei and Seigaku regulars were in the same class. Or in a therapy class. Well, you get the point. I'm not sure what kind of therapy there is or how therapy works… Sorry if I get it wrong…
"I DON'T BELONG HERE!"
"Oh shut up you three!"
"YOU SHUT UP!"
"YOU SHUT UP BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP FIRST!"
"MARRY ME BUNTA!"
"GAAHHHH! HELP ME! THAT GUY WANTS TO MARRY ME!"
"GIVE ME BACK MY DATA!"
"NEVER! I NEED TO COPY YOUR DATA SO I WILL HAVE MORE DATA THAN YOU!"
"This is fun, isn't it, Yukimura."
"This is more fun than I thought it would be, Fuji."
"SHUT UP YOU SADISTS!"
"ORE-SAMA WILL SUE YOU ALL IF ORE-SAMA GETS HURT!"
"SHUT UP MONKEY KING!"
"ORE-SAMA HAS NEVER BEEN MORE INSULTED IN ORE-SAMA'S LIFE!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP MONKEY BUTT!"
"WHO GAVE TAKA-SEMPAI A TENNIS RAQUET?!"
"Yukimura-buchou? HOW COULD YOU?!"
"And Fujiko! MEANIE! Now we have another obstacle to dodge!"
"Shut up mamushi. If you have nothing good to say, don't say it."
"Look who's talking, momoshiri."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PEACH ASS?!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A VIPER?!"
"Your moves are called 'Boomerang snake" and 'the snake' and 'finishing snake'…"
"Everyone calm down!"
"SHUT UP EGG HEAD!"
"It was worth a try…"
"WAHHH! YUKIMURA-BUCHOU! NIOU-SEMPAI TRIED TO PULL DOWN MY PANTS!"
"AND I SUCCEEDDED! BWAHAHAHAAAHHHHAAAA!"
"… Kirihara's underpants… What are those things on them?"
"I won't even ask how Gakuto knows what they are."
"I watch KND!"
"All the possibilities…"
"Yukimura-buchou! I need a cuddle! WWWAAAHHH!"
"Come here Kirihara, calm down."
"What a baby." -GLARE-
"Um… Excuse me? Could we all calm down now?"
Tezuka couldn't believe that he and the other Seigaku regulars had to go to therapy. He really couldn't believe that they had to take them with the Rikkai and Hyoutei regulars. He found it impossible to believe that they were only in the waiting room, and this was happening. It seemed Sanada was thinking the same thing, his clenched knuckles were white.
This was the scene: Echizen and Atobe were fighting (great example Atobe). Fuji and Yukimura were using their sadistic powers to fuel the havoc everyone created. Taka was smashing into everything and everyone using Fuji's tennis racquet. Eiji, Kirihara and Gakuto were driving everyone insane. Momo and Kaidoh were having a name calling fight/contest. Yanagi was trying to copy Inui's data. Oishi and Yagyuu were trying to calm everyone down (and failing miserably). Bunta was running away from Jirou, and Jackal was trying to stop Jirou. Niou was trying to embarrass everyone (and doing quite a good job). Shishido was screaming at Gakuto, Eiji and Kirihara. Otori was coughwhimperingcough behind Shishido. Yuushi was reading a book (well duh!). Wakashi was… wait, where is he? Ah forget him! Moving on… Kabaji was standing next to Atobe. And Tezuka and Sanada were getting stressed just by watching them. That's only the summary of what they did… Don't tell me you actually followed that!
Then the therapist walked out to call who was next when... things happened. He tripped over Wakashi, who was trying to avoid the hyper trio. He nearly was smashed by Taka's racquet. When he dodged the racquet, he tripped and fell on his back, causing Bunta, Jirou and Jackal to trip over him. Bunta tried to hold on to something, which happened to be Inui's notebook. While falling, Bunta let go of Inui's notebook, which smashed into Atobe's face. Atobe smacked Echizen, who fell onto Yuushi, who let go of his book. The flying book hit Gakuto, who hit Kirihara, who was going to hit Eiji, who dodged using his awesome acrobatic skills. Eiji landed on Oishi and Yagyuu. I actually pity anyone who followed that. Oh, and the sadists were laughing, holding their sides to stop them from splitting.
"100 LAPS NOW!" screamed Tezuka and Atobe.
"TARUNDORU!" yelled Sanada (Is that what Sanada says? I think it is…), slapping all the Rikkai regulars, except his beloved Yukimura. Tezuka turned to the dazed therapist.
"Sorry for the mess we made, we'll clean it up later." The therapist nodded and led the buchous into the room, followed by Sanada and the other Rikkai regulars, followed by the Hyoutei and Seigaku regulars.
After everyone was in…
"Hey! There's not enough seats!" yelled Gakuto and Eiji in unision. They were pointing at the eight seats in the middle.
"For once they have a good point," muttered Shishido.
"We can settle on one thing," began Yukimura.
"What's that?" everyone asked.
"Akutagawa-san has a chair," Yukimura said, pointing at Jirou, who decided to sleep on the chair nearest to the door. Bunta immediately scooted to the other side of the room.
"I'll stand, as far as possible from Jirou," he announced.
"We can all see that, Bunta," said Niou.
"I have the seat near the window!" screamed Kirihara.
"No way! I'm older, so I get that seat!" yelled Eiji, grabbing Kirihara. Gakuto leapt over them.
"Screw you both! I'll get that seat!" he yelled. Unfortunately, he landed on Bunta.
"Get off me you freak!" yelled Bunta. Sanada calmly walked to the seat the hyper trio wanted, and sat on it.
"SANADA!" the trio screamed. Sanada glared at them.
"If you can't decide who gets the seat, someone else gets it." The trio walked away, sulking.
The therapist told the buchous to take anything that might be distracting. Yukimura took Niou's rubber bands, Sanada and Yagyuu's anti-depressants, Bunta's sweets, and Yanagi's notebook and pen. Atobe took Yuushi's book and almost took Jirou's pillow (Bunta stopped him, you all know why). Tezuka confiscated Iuni's notebook and pen, Fuji's water gun (Why does he have a water gun? Sadistic purposes…) and Eiji's leash… wait, a leash? Ah never mind…
"Welcome everyone. My name is McDonald Duey …" he began. (For lack of better name.)
"What kind of name is McDonald Duey?" asked Bunta.
"At least his name doesn't mean 'ball of fat'," said Niou. Bunta turned a strawberry red.
"S-Shut up! I'm just saying his name sounds like that American restaurant."
"Actually," said Yanagi, "MacDonalds is a fast food centre. It doesn't qualify as a restaurant."
"Why is Rikkai getting the spotlight? Hyoutei is here too!" snapped Shishido.
"And Seigaku too! So why is Rikkai the only one's speaking?" said Momo.
"'Cause we're special," chirped Kirihara.
"Really? How so? In the number of idiots that attend there?" mumbled Echizen, completely forgetting that Niou was the trickster, Yanagi had killer juices, Kirihara was the spawn of the devil, Yukimura was a sadist, and Sanada had the 'Hand of death'. (I always wanted to type that!) Meaning half of the Rikkai regulars had the potential to kill the good part of the world, or at least annoy the crap out of the good part. They'd kill the insane part.
"Idiots?" said Yukimura, his voice dangerously soft. "Before the discussion goes out of hand, I think we should let McDonald-san continue. Any objections?" Even though Seigaku and Hyoutei haven't been under Yukimura's wrath, they didn't object. Seigaku did have a sadist of their own, and Hyoutei are a bunch of sissies. (I don't like Hyoutei that much… Mainly 'cause of their retard of a captain) McDonald nodded gratefully at Yukimura. "This will definitely be harder than I thought. I will heed the warnings their coaches gave me," he thought. Ah, if only Mr. McDonald knew that the regulars weren't even at their craziest yet.
Author's note: Wow, that's the longest PoT fanfic chapter I've ever written. To be continued…