Well here's a funny little onshot I call... The Cullen Family!! Yeah I have no idea where this came from... I'm pretty sure I was sugar-high when I thought of this... Enjoy anyway!! P.S. See how nice I am?? Even though I'm Team Jacob I still write vampire- Bella fanfics!!

Disclaimer: Stephanie Meyer owns these characters... I make them funny!!


I made my way down the lunch line, at an incredibly slow pace. I couldn't even imagine going this slow when I was human. I felt like I was being tortured to death.

Would it kill these people to move any faster? I feel like picking up one of them and putting them on my tray!!

Alice saw my nails digging into the tray, leaving ten holes in the cheap plastic. She put her hand on my shoulder and shook her head slightly. I let out a breath.

"S'ok, Bella. Think of them as your friends. Remember at Forks? Angela and Ben? Pretend these people are them."

I tried, but all I got was a line full of Laurens, which didn't help my self control in the slightest.

Finally Alice and I each bought a bottle of water and a bagel, and made our way back to our table. I seated myself next to Edward and Alice sat down across from me by Jasper. Emmett was asking Edward what the students thought of us so far. Edward shrugged, "They all think we're very attractive, they're wondering if we're all siblings, about seventeen boys already plan on asking one of you to the prom." He nodded at Alice, Rosalie and me.

Rosalie smiled and looked satisfied, Alice and I rolled our eyes. I set my chin down on the table, but as soon as it was resting on the cold plastic, my head popped right up again.

"Do you guys hear that?" But Alice, Edward, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett were already looking at the table across the cafeteria from us.

They're creepy and they're cooky

Mysterious and spooky

They're all together ooky

The Cullen family!! (And they snapped twice)

Edward smirked, Alice and I giggled, Rosalie rolled her eyes, but Emmett put his head back and roared with laughter. Even Jasper had to smile.

Emmett recovered from his chortling and shook his head. "Of all the high schools we've been to I like this one best."

The bell rang and as we passed our song- writers Emmett sang just loud enough for them to hear, "The Cullen family!" And we all snapped our fingers.


Yeah, not that funny, I know. But I liked it. Review and tell me what you think! XD