House and Wilson sat on his couch drinking, with Wilson relaying the events of his recent holiday with Amber.
"I still think she's a cutthroat bitch" said House, taking a swig of his beer. Wilson sighed.
"I don't know why I put up with you"
"Because you have some sick homosexual crush on me" Wilson sighed again, and, strangely, music began to play, and Wilson started singing.
Wilson: There are times you drive me, shall we say, bananas. And your mind is missing, no offense, a screw.
House shrugged, and began to sing as well.
House: Still whatever mess I land in, who is always understandin'? Nobody else but you!
"Well actually," said Wilson, "Cuddy is very.."
"Just shut up and keep singing" sighing again Wilson stood up, spinning around to face House with a frustrated look.
Wilson: Oh, your moodiness is now and then bewildering, and your values may be so to speak, askew!
"Well my lack of values has saved hundreds of lives!" House snapped. Wilson nodded, raising a hand to quiet him.
Wilson: Who deserves a hero's trophy, as we face each cat-a-strophe? Nobody else but you!
House tossed his empty can aside, and stood up beside Wilson as both began to sing.
Both: Nobody else but you! It's just our luck, we're stuck to-ge-ther! Nobody else but you! It's crazy enough to believe we'll come through"
House gave a small chuckle, and twirled his cane.
House: So you're jokes are all, lets face it, prehistoric!"
Wilson: And your music sounds like monkeys in a zoo!
House smirked, and tossed his cane to Wilson.
House: But when life becomes distressing, who'll I be S-O-S-ing?
Wilson: If you're having trouble guessing, here's a clue!
Wilson tossed the cane back.
Wilson: Though he seems intoxicated, he's just highly animated! And he's nobody else but...
Both: Nobody else but you!
House, who was a little drunk, draped an arm around Wilson's shoulders.
Both: We've turned into, a true blue duo! Hard times, we've had a few.
House: Like the whole Vogler thing!
Wilson: When Tritter came to town!
Both: But when I start to sink, hey I'd rather go down, with nobody else but
As the song finished the sound of car keys being dropped was heard, causing House and Wilson to turn and see Amber standing at the front door, her mouth hanging open in shock.
"How much have you two been drinking?!" she gasped.
The song is "Nobody else but you" from "A Goofy movie". I don't own House, or the song