House and his ducklings were standing in Cuddy's office, listening to a lecture on the latest unethical thing House had done. Upon hearing the words "If it happens again I might have to fire you", House laughed.

"You'll never fire me Cuddles" he said.

"Wanna bet?" said Cuddy, eyes narrowed. House laughed again.

"You've had hundreds of chances to fire me, but you haven't. You act like this big scary tiger when your really just a sweet little kitten." Cuddy tried to argue, but House turned away from her, adressing Foreman, Kutner, Taub and Thirteen as music began to play.

House: Don't go and be fooled by those fancy pants, it's just her feline arrogance. Flaunting that collar with tinkling bells. She thinks her litter box don't smell!

House walked out of the office, still singing to the ducklings while Cuddy followed, looking furious.

House: Don't go and be fooled by this crazy cat!

Cuddy: Don't go and listen to his crazy facts! Not gonna tell you twice, you better watch your back!

Kutner stopped, finding himself caught in the middle of the two doctors, and not knowing who to listen to, until House turned around and grabbed his arm.

House: Don't go and be fooled! The big bad cat's an act!

Then House sniffed the air, his nose wrinkling in disgust.

"Who cut the cheese? Was that you Cuddy?" Cuddy looked disgusted.

Cuddy: Damn your old canine philosophies!

House smirked, then howled.

House: Arooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Cuddy: Why don't you just go and tend to your fleas! Don't push me House, I'm just not in the mood! You're one strike away from becoming fired!

House laughed and turned to his ducklings, who aside from Foreman who was used to these types of clashes, all looked confused about who's side they should be on.

House: Don't go and be fooled by this crazy cat!

Cuddy: Don't go and listen to his crazy facts!

Suddenly, a group of nurses appeared behind Cuddy.

Nurses: Not gonna tell you twice, you better watch your back!

House: Don't go and be fooled! The big bad cat's an act!

"That's right, an act!" he said to Cuddy, who was standing in front of him, arms crossed and eyes narrowed.

Cuddy: Your one swipe away from becoming toast!

She turned to Wilson, who had just come out of his office to see what the hell was going on, with a look that said "please help me out here", but Wilson just shrugged, as he still had no idea what the hell was going on. Meanwhile, Cuddy seemed to have lost what possible support she still had from the ducklings.

Ducklings: The big bad cat's an act!

House: What I tellin' ya?

Then, Chase and Cameron leapt out from nowhere.

Chase & Cameron: The big bad cat's an act!

Cuddy glared at the two blonde doctors.

"Sorry" said Chase, as he and Cameron gave her an apologetic look. "It's catchy." Cuddy rolled her eyes, as she, and the nurses, turned back to House.

Cuddy & Nurses: I thought I warned you, not gonna tell you twice, you better watch your back!

Everyone(except Cuddy, the nurses and Wilson who is still wandering around like a lost puppy wondering what the hell is goingon): Don't go and be fooled! The big bad cat's an act!

"House" said Cuddy, glaring daggers at the diagnostician as the song ended.

"Why yes Cuddles?" said House, batting his eyelashes innocently.

"You're on permanent clinic duty for a week.

"Crap"


The song is "Big bad cat" from the movie "Rugrats go wild" I own nothing.