A/N: ok people I really can believe im doing this but while me and my mate was chatting i put on a cd of musicals and what sould come up but this song. As i listened singing along as you do i suddenly had the image of jack and gwen and im afraid the image stuck in my head begging to be written about. Written like a play, and remember please review but if u dont have anything nice to say dont say it.

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Stage directions.



Unknown narrator: Torchwood theature Proudly presents Captian Jack Harkness, Gwen Cooper, Ionto Jones, Owen Harper and Tosh Santo in Can you feel the love tonight.

Curtain opens to show the hub Gwen and Jack coming up from the cell talking quietly to each other. Ionto is at the coffee machine talking to tosh before walking over to owen to deliever his coffee. he stands the with a silly grin on his face watching Gwen and Jack.

Owen: What are you looking so cheerfull over.

Ionto: I can see what's happening

Owen : What? sipp coffee the spits it out You can sing.

Ionto: And they don't have a clue

Owen: Who? What are you on about tea boy?

Ionto: wiping away a fake tear They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line Our trio's down to two.

Owen: Oh. shouting Tosh it looks like you ow me a tenner it seems jack was shagging both ionto and gwen.

Ionto: in a perfect french accent Ze sweet caress of twilight

Back to normal, but still sarcastic There's magic everywhere

And with all this romantic atmosphere Disaster's in the air

Tosh gets up and stand with her arm over ionto's shoulder his around her waste as the both rock singing together while owen checks his stah of achole to see if they have been drinking.

Tosh and ionto: Can you feel the love tonight?

The peace the evening brings

The world, for once, in perfect harmony

With all its living things

Owen: snort muttering yer no weavils for once.

All turn to watch Gwen and Jack.

BY this time jack has made his way to his office and Gwen is typing at her work place seemly unaware of Jack watching her intently.

Jack: looking thoughtful So many things to tell her

But how to make her see

The truth about my past? Impossible!

She'd turn away from me

Jack turns towards his desk as Gwen watchs unnoticed on CCTV with a heart broken face.

Gwen: in a stage wisper He's holding back, he's hiding

But what, I can't decide

Why won't he be the king I know he is

The king I see inside?

Owen Tosh and Ionto all turn to audience as Gwen moves towards the vaults.

Owen Tosh and Ionto: Can you feel the love tonight?

The peace the evening brings

The world, for once, in perfect harmony

With all its living things

Tosh: walks away silently Can you feel the love tonight?

You needn't look too far

Stealing through the night's uncertainties

Love is where they are

Ionto: leaning on Owen's desk, were Owen is pretending to work. And if he falls in love tonight

It can be assumed

Owen: smiriking at Ionto His flirting days with you are history

Ionto and Owen: In short, our boss is doomed

As the two boys try and hold the note the rift alarm goes off and as all team member un onstage teh curtain falls.

Unknown narator: Thank you for watching give it up for Captian Jack

jack come out and bows


gwen the reaeats the action staning next to jack and kissing him on the cheek

Owen and Tosh

they come on hand in hand and give a very dramatic bow

and finally Ionto Jones

ionto come out bows very stiffly before beaming and kissing the life out of Jack

thanks for watching

all bow.


A/N: ok the was a little mental even by my standerd but fun to write. probly not one of my better stories but i really dont mind. ok shall i add anougher song sung by the Crew if yes anyone got any sugestions?