Hello all and welcome! This story is the product of me staying awake a little too long and consuming an alarming amount of Monster energy drink. :)

"Sheppard, what the hell are you doing in a pink dress?"

"Um... I don't know McKay."

"Seriously, where did you even find that dress?"

"Oh, I think you know where."

"No I don't," McKay said, a little worried.

"Yes you do. Cause I got it from your closet!"


"Admit it, you like wearing girly clothing," Sheppard teased.

"Well...I...Um... you got me."

"All is well, I like it too."

"Really? It's hard to believe you would have any fashion sense."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Two words: Yellow Glasses."

"Oh, I was high that day."

"You're high every day..."

"Hello! I get the crap kicked out of me at least ONCE a week. I need to be."

"Whatever. Hey, you know what would be fun?" McKay asked.

"Throwing eggs at the Wraith?"

"Well that too, but no. We should have a fashion show."

"Oh my gosh! Yeah!"

"Okay, let's venture to my closet, I've got lots of girl clothes hidden away."

"I knew there was a reason you were on my team."

Just then Ronon came up to Sheppard and McKay. "Hey guys, what's up?"

"Nothing really, just going to my room to play girly dress up."

Ronon then pulled a mini skirt out of his dreadlocks. "Can I come?"

"Sure thing, buddy."

Also wanting to join the fun was a Wraith Member. "Can I come too?" the member asked sweetly.

"As long as you don't eat us," Sheppard said with a smile.

In McKay's Room

McKay pulled out a pair of pink leg warmers," Here Ronon, try these on. They will go darling with that mini skirt."


McKay then pulled out a green sparkly tank top and blue booty shorts," Here Sheppard, these will bring out your eyes."

"Thanks man. Here, let me pick out your outfit," Sheppard insisted.


Sheppard pulled out a pink lace camisole with red skinny jeans, "Here, these will make your ass look brilliant."

"You think?"

"Hells yeah! You've got a rockin' body!" Ronon said, trying on his pink leg warmers. He then went over to the closet, pulled out a green flowery dress, and handed it to the Wraith Member.

"You really think I can wear this?" the Member asks shyly.

"As long as you don't eat us," Sheppard said with a smile.

That was enough to make the Wraith Member blush.

"So, what now?" Ronon asked.

"Well, I say we watch some Hannah Montana then go to Teyla's room." Sheppard said.

"I'm down with Hannah Montana watching, but why Teyla's room? I don't know if you've noticed, but that girls fashion sense isn't exactly up to par."

"Be that as it may, yesterday I saw her coming in with bags from Victoria's Secret."

"Ohhhh..." a pleased Ronon said.


Then the Wraith Member asked if he could come too, and John Sheppard gave his reply.

"As long as you don't eat us," he said with a smile.

Okay, so I know this was an incredibly out of character, random fic. But, my friend asked me to write her something funny and this is what I came up with. hehe. So, hopefully it at least made you smile. Go ahead and leave a review if you want. It would make me really happy! :) Thanks!