A/N: Okay, this is like my new favorite one-shot, just because it is so funny. Seriously, it's not even a one-shot it's a joke that I made up. I know, how corny am I? But I couldn't figure how to make it into a one-shot. Better yet, I didn't want to write a one-shot with it. I mean, I already wrote Look Alike, which is basically what this is, but only in story form. But anyways, this is a JOKE that I came up with. I call dibs on this joke.

I call rights on this joke, I swear, I totally came up with it!


When Edward was asked what his favorite human memory was, he replied with "winning the Triwizard Tournament."

End Joke.

A/N: I love it! I totally came up with that! I wanted to make it into a one-shot but I was totally too lazy to do it. So I decided to post it up as a joke. If you don't get it, Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen) plays Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and if you remember, Cedric technically did win the Triwizard Tournament! So, yeah, a funny joke to make your day. :)

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