1 hour later

CHAPTER 1

Sasuke: (stares at deidara's naked chest) dudes...wtf!?

Deidara: what? un (puts hands on hips)

Sasuke :(eye twitches) why do you have a mouth on your chest?

Deidara: you don't like it? un, your brother did (looks at sasuke lustfully)

Sasuke:...(eye twitches once more) your phsyco, you know that right?

Deidara: un, what gave you the first clue (holds up hands as each mouth smiles evilly)

Sasuke: O.K. then, well i'll just be going now, bye! (goes to leave)

Deidara: (Grabs the little uchiha around the waist, pulling him against his chest) you know, itachi loves the things my mouths can do.

Sasuke: (Face goes white, eyes growing big, like this O.O)one word...PHSYCO!!

Deidara: oh come on, I know you have a thing for blondes, and by blondes i mean blonde men, like that uzumaki kid,

what makes me any different, un?

Sasuke: (O/O) you have four mouths, counting the original, trust me, your different.

Deidara: (Leans into him, licking the little raven haired uchiha's neck) just give me one chance, i promise i'll be gentle (smiles wickedly)

Sasuke: (Nods without thinking)...O.O wait, no! no! no!( shakes head)

Deidara: too late (grabs sasuke by the feet as he tries to get away, dragging him into the woods)

Sasuke: Nuuuuuuuuuuuu! (claws at the ground as he is dragged into the woods by his feet)

1 hour later...

Sasuke: Itachi has good taste in men (moans)

Deidara: correction, i do (licks his lips looking up from inbetween the uchiha's thighs)

(A/N...LOL yeah, this is what happens when i eat sugar and i have a pencil and a pen...or a computer infront of me... )

CHAPTER 2

where the red wood grows

Itachi: (Walks up to sasori) hey sasori?

Sasori: What?

Itachi: Do the same rules apply to you as they do to pinocchio?

Sasori: (Glares) what do you mean?

Itachi: I mean does your nose grow if you lie?

Sasori: (Shakes head) no, any other stupid questions?

Itachi: (Bites lip) what about other things? (looks down at the front of the redheads pants)

Sasori: ... (Turns and walks off)

Itachi: (Runs after him) Aw, come on, does it? You can tell me. (tries to smile friendly)

Sasori: ... (Continues to walk)

Itachi: (Grabs the redhead by the arm, pushing him up against the wall)

Sasori: Itachi! Get off of me! (growls trying to push him off)

Itachi: (Traps sasori's hands above his head) tell me. (itachi whispers, his

lips barely an inch from sasori's, pressing himself against the redhead)

Sasori: N- no (glares at the uchiha) there are you satisfied?

Itachi: (Suddenly feels somthing hard press against his leg) yes, I am

(smirks suddenly,letting the puppet go)

Sasori: (Starts to walk toward his room flushed and fuming)

Itachi: Oh, sasori, one more question? (still smirking)

Sasori: (Stops, not turning around) what?

Itachi: Can i call you woody from now on?

Sasori: fuck you itachi! (walks off)

Itachi: Anytime...woody (chuckles,walking back to his own room)

(A/N: YAY!! CANDY!!...oo, um yeah, teh heh! silently walks off go crackfic yaoi!! weewoo!)