- Hey Vlad?

- Yes, Robin?

- I heard something cool today when I was sneaking behind my brother's bedroom door.

- Can't it wait? I'm trying to read. We are reading Shakespeare in native language.

- Let me see. Romeo and Juliet? Your father is gonna kill you if he finds out.

- I know, that's why I'm trying to read it now, not at home.

- I get it, but I heard something really fascinating this morning

- Sigh. Okay, spill it. I notice you can't wait any longer.

- Thanks Vlad, you're the best. I heard them talking about snogging.

- What?!

- You heard me right. Snogging.

- And what's the big deal about that?

- It made me think -

- Oh, that's rare.

- Oh, shut up. It made me think about vampires.

- What a surprise. Everything makes you think about vampires.

- Stop interrupting. Do you reckon vampires ever snog anyone? Or do they just bite?

- Great, thanks Robin. I'm sure I never get to kiss anyone, I'll be too afraid I'm gonna accidentally bite them.

- I wouldn't mind.

- What?

- I wouldn't mind if a vampire bit me while snogging.

- You are propably the only one.

- You could practice on me, I wouldn't mind if you bit me.

- Robin, if you think you will become a vampire if i bite you, you are confusing vampires with werewolves. And I still haven't got my fangs.

- It doesn't matter. Isn't that what friends are for? To help each other.

- I guess. Do you want to practice tonight?

- Absolutely. I'll come to the castle at seven?

- Sure. And Robin?

- Yeah?

- You're the best.

- Yeah, I know.