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Then a familiar voice shouted "So now your bi?"

It couldn't be………..

Mammals

BPOV

Idiotic werewolf. Why would he come here?!

All of the Cullens turned there head to gaze at Jacob. Edward glared, Emmett growled, Alice gasped, Jasper cringed in his corner, and Rosalie rolled her eyes.

"Hey Bells!" Jacob ran up to me and gave me a hug.

Edward growled but reluctantly pulled away.

"Hey Jake!" I said surprised

You could hear Alice clear her throat through the speakers.

"Let's move on. Who's gonna sing next?" She asked

Jacob stepped up to the stage and grabbed the mic.

"This one's for you Bella," he said in a husky voice. "It reminds me of us."

He winked and softly chuckled to himself making me feel like I missed an inside joke. The song started and Edward tensed up next to me.

"What are his thoughts, Edward?" I asked preparing for his answer.

"Just listen to the song... I don't know what you guys have been doing when I go hunting..." He trailed off only to be interrupted by Jacobs voice.

Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating
But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals
That you should know about
I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
Sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered
Like my Waffle House hashbrownsComin' quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time


Do it now


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
Love, the kind you clean up
With a mop and bucketLike the lost catacombs of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine
"Tool Time"
You'll Love it just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style
So we can both watch "X-Files"

Do it now


You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

My mouth hung open in disbelief. At the end he put on a cocky smile and stepped off the stage. The applause wasn't as big as Alice and Edward's but there were some perverts who clapped for him.

Edward stormed off in rage. It looked like he was headed for his bedroom, so I went up the stairs to find him.

There he was, sitting on his black leather couch. His eyes were dark and murderous. I quickly ran over to him.

"Edward." I said calmly. "I had no idea what that was about."

He didn't answer me, so I continued.

"You know I love you more than anything." I tried to tell him.

He looked into my eyes and I kissed him.

But like always, he was the first to pull away.

"I love you Bella." He said, but a little pain seeped into his voice.

"I love you too!" I replied. "But what exactly was Jacob thinking?"

"Oh well during the song he kept thinking about how you gave him that kiss, and how mad he thought I would be after this song." Edward answered. "He really thought you would come running to him." His voice cracked at the end.

I'd never heard Edward's voice crack before. He was always so articulate and perfect, I didn't even think it was possible. It must have meant he was in a lot of pain.

"Edward you know I wound never even think about going to him." Bella whispered.

"Yes well, I only hope not." He said, his voice strained.

"Well we better hurry downstairs before Alice tells the whole crowd Jacob's song got us in the mood!" I joked trying to lighten the mood. I gave him a quick peck on the lips and dragged him down the stairs.

A/N: The next person will be Angela, but I don't have any good ideas for her. So if you have one please tell me! I hope you don't think I'm some big pervert though. After all that song was pretty gross. It's just when we heard it, it reminded us of Jacob. Well actually, it was Lilbellacullen88's idea! Well, review!

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