One hundred things you will never see Hinata do
Say "Naruto, face it you're a loser and you will always be one"
Run around the village saying "I LOVE NARUTO"
Do Soulja Boy
Become a yaoi fan girl
sing "Opps I did it again"
Use Byukagan to see through Naruto's clothes
Give Gaara flowers
become obsess with One Piece
buy Neji a man skirt
Join the Akatsuki
Sing "Man I feel like a woman" While taking off her shirt
go to a Anime Convention dressed as Kagome
switch a light on and off for amusement
Sing "I kissed a girl" in the shower
Write a Iruka x Kakashi fan fiction
prank call Orochimaru
go out with Lee
put her headband over her and run around screaming "I'M KAKASHI"
Have a sugar rush
dye her hair pink and say she's Sakura long lost sister
Dance to "Dancing Queen" with Neji
Go on the Oprah Winfrey show
Go to a Green Day concert
Become dictator of Konoha
Star in "The Sound of Music"
Throw a temper tantrum
Say Sasuke's hair looks like a duck
Sing "Who let the dogs out" every time Kiba used Fang over fang
Say she's a princess and everyone has to do what she says
cry if she doesn't get her way
cut Neji's hair while he's asleep
leave Konoha to join the circus
Say that she's the star in Love Hina
Have a child at 15
have a eating disorder because she thinks she's fat
ask Shino if her pants make her butt look big
have a addiction to goldfish
Call Kurenai mom
dress up like Hannah Montana
say that Naruto's whiskers look funny in him
become a Play Boy bunny
Take Kabuto's glasses and say she's Harry Potter
Tell Kakashi "I love you"
Watch Care Bears
Sing "Rubber Ducky you're the one, you make bath time so much fun"
become secret agent
chain herself onto a tree in a attempt to try and save it
get her sex changed
get black contacts
make fun of Lee's hair
Watch South Park
dress up like herself for Halloween
Stomp on her uncle's gave
Sing for Kids Bop
Join Jack Sparrow
Sign "love Mrs. Uzumaki"
GO TO WILLY WONKA'S CHOCOLATE FACTORY
Play rock band
Sing "I Will Survive"
Go to a hospital for insane people
laugh when people die
cough up a hairball
Go on Sesame Street
Join the U.S.A army
try to lick her elbow
lie on the ground and say "I'm a plant"
circle around Kisame while humming the Jaws theme
kill Sakura so she can have Naruto all to herself
be the modern day Dora the Explorer
become a sock model
not respect the pouch
become obsessed over Mr.T
play D.D.R in public
get fleas from Kiba
try and copy Sasuke's hairstyle
go on Barney
say that Itachi is her role model
Sing "I wanna be like you" To Naruto
Sing "Big Girls don't cry" when she sees Sakura crying about Sasuke
Join Team Rocket
Sing "Brother my Brother" To Neji
When Neji yelling at her she's say "Well at least I look like my gender"
Auction for "America's next top Model"
hide a box full of Barbie dolls under her bed
Ask Neji if Santa's real
Throw a Kunai and say "Go Poke Ball!"
Burst out laughing for no reason
Ask her father where babies came from
Sing "We're all in this together" while on a mission
Have enough will power to finish this list