(The next morning, at the airport, Jim and Pam are about to depart on their honeymoon)
Well…I'm finally going to get to see Australia. And I get to share the experience with my wife.
(Jim and Pam both smile)
(Turns to Jim)
Do you think we should tell them?
Might as well do it now.
Deal with the fallout after we get back from Australia?
Good thing we're about to leave, isn't it?
(They smile at each other before turning back to face the camera crew)
So Corporate is planning to expand Dunder-Mifflin. And in order to do that, the higher-ups are doing some restructuring by opening up satellite offices to directly oversee the different branches in each state
Although I think it's just an elaborate plan to provide a better buffer between Michael and Corporate.
And that's possible, knowing the way things work in the company…anyway…David Wallace asked me to head the Pennsylvania satellite office in Philadelphia. We'll be moving there next spring.
(The producer asks something off-screen)
(The question is repeated)
Yeah…I know I said that I never intended for this to be my career. But as it turns out, I'm good at what I do…Aaaand…I actually kinda like it here. After all, it's where I met Pam.
(Pulls Pam close to his side as she nudges him on the chest before snuggling closer)
(Pulls away from Jim and jumps up and down in excitement)
I have my own announcement! I'm going to be leaving Dunder-Mifflin when we make the move to Philly next year.
(The producer asks another question)
Because I'm planning on going to school fulltime next fall to finish my degree. Then I'm going to start looking for graphic design jobs and build up my reputation. So that when we start a family, maybe I can start freelancing and work from home.
(Pause. Jim and Pam simply grin at the camera crew)
Anyway…we'll see you when we get back!
(They turn their backs to the camera, go through the security checkpoint, and disappear into the terminal. The camera tries to track them, but they're soon lost in the crowd)
They like playing with us. Don't they?
You're just getting that?
(Off camera and sounding completely disinterested in their complaints)
Stop griping. Let's get back to Scranton and see what Angela has Andy doing today.
(The shot shakes and swings around as the crew moves)
Andy has absolutely no idea, does he?
Maybe we should show him the footage. Can you believe that Dwight and Angela, of all people, have a sex tape?
Actually, with the number of times we caught them, it's more like sex tapes.
Ugh. Don't remind me. I've been having nightmares.