I just had a horrible amount of imaginary sugar, so bear with me.
Dilbert was not himself today.
That was because he lost his pencil.
"What happened?" Dogbert asked Dilbert.
"I lost my pencilllll!! WAAAAA!" Dilbert was screaming at the top of his lungs.
I seriously think I was high when I wrote this. Flames are only accepted on this one occasion.