Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, nor do I seek to make any profit from this work. Kim Possible is owned by the Walt Disney Co., and was created by Bob Schooley and Mark McCorkle.

This is an experiment that I've wanted to try for a while, in which the dialogue tells the story. Nothing much happens, and I even hesitate to call it a story. It's more of a fluffy chat than anything. I may work it into another story later, so it might not be up for very long. If you want to know where the characters are and what they've been doing, look at the title. That should be the only answer you need. :P

Enjoy, and tell me what you think.


Kim Possible:

Pillow Talk

By

Wright S. Johnson

(a.k.a. "Ffordesoon")


"Wow."

"Yeah."

"But... wow?"

"What?"

"Are you... wow?"

"I don't, ah, get it."

"Er... Sorry, brain no work good."

"Um..."

"I-I mean, not, um, literally, obviously, but, ah..."

"Are you alright?"

"Um, yes. I just..."

"Problem?"

"No! No, no problem! Do you have a problem? I don't--"

"What? No, I was asking--"

"'Cause, y'know, um, that's... A-heh, can we start this conversation over?"

"Um, okay, sure."

"Was... well, hold on, how should I...? Me, was I...?"

"Were you what?"

"...Never mind."

"No, tell me."

"Was... I... better?"

"Than who?"

"The... guy with... the... hair."

"Were you... better than a guy... with hair? I really don't understand what... What?"

"No, no! I-I mean, um, y'know, the... the sssssidekick."

"Better than Ron? At what?"

"The... what we just... that. With the... sex."

"Uh, what? A-heh, why would... You don't really...?"

"I wasn't as good. Oh God. Oh God. Losing my touch. Oh Go--"

"We've never had sex."

"You... I... Sorry?"

"Ron and I have never had sex."

"But... but you must've...? I mean, come on! You were... like... dating... like... forever!"

"There was lots of smooching, some petting, y'know..."

"But... no sex?"

"No."

"Well... but... your hymen..."

"Cheerleading."

"And... that thing you did with your...?"

"Seemed like a good idea at the time."

"And... when you...?"

"Just following your lead."

"But... Other Guy! What about Other Guy?"

"Other Guy?"

"The kid with the... y'know... the blond guy... who, y'know, wasn't the... sidekick?"

"You mean Josh? Eh, kind of a creep."

"So you never...?"

"With him!? Hell no!"

"So does that mean you've never... y'know..."

"Had sex? No, never."

"So I was your, uh, your first, I guess?"

"Um, duh."

"Oh. Well. I was... Was it... good?"

"Do you really have to ask?"

"Um, no, no, 'course not. I knew it all along. Ha ha, I have tricked you into my villainous web of... something where you tell me you're a virgin and I laugh. Villainously. Yeah."

"Uh-huh. Sure."

"I did! I knew and... and now I know, so..."

"Were you really worried about how good you did? That's so cute!"

"Shut up."

"It is!"

"I am not cute, I am tough. And incredibly hot. Dispute these facts and die."

"I won't dispute the hot part."

"...Fair enough."

"Wanna go again?"

"I thought you'd never ask, Princess."


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