1.

The Beginning

The assassins are chilling out at the new Killer7 headquarters in Osaka, Japan. Suddenly-

SKADOOSH!

The Queen appears.

K7Q: BEHOLD, MY CHILDREN! YOUR QUEEN IS HERE!

Dan: Oh dear god, not again!

Garcian: Queen Smith, why have you come here?

K7Q: THE QUEEN IS BORED AND HAS APPEARED BEFORE YOU TO ENTERTAIN ME TODAY!

Con: ENOUGH WITH THE SHOUTING YOU'RE KILLING MY EARS!

Coyote: Yeah, seriously man... :holds his head:

Dan: Haha! Rico Suave here couldn't hold his liquor!

Coyote: Only cuz you roofied me.

Dan: What?

Garcian: Enough! What do you want us to do?

K7Q: You shall perform a rendition of RESIDENT EVIL for me!

Garcian: Wait...you mean the videogame or the movie?

K7Q: VIDEOGAME! The movies sucked!

Coyote: I dunno. I thought Milla Jovovich was kinda hot.

Dan: Yeah, for a Rooskie, I'd probably bang her.

Garcian: Why do we have to do this?"

K7Q: Because my nephew messed up my Gamecube!

Con: Wow, that does suck.

K7Q: Indeed, it doth be the suck something fierce!

Dan: One: There's more of you?! Two:Why should we do anything for you?

K7Q: Because, as wielder of the God Hand, I will send your ass to the Naruto dimension faster than you can say "Scott came in face ugly so killed him! Itchy Tasty!" And yes, I am not the only one of my kind! So watch your ass!

Con: Ha! Inside joke!

Dan: That doesn't even make any sense! And Oh my God we're doomed!

K7Q: You shall assemble a cast of characters! When you are done summoning your team, meet me at this address! If you do not show up within three hours, you shall suffer the consequences!

The Queen vanishes.

Dan: What a wackjob!

Coyote: So what do we do now?

Garcian: We do what she says. We go through with her plan.

Dan: Why? It's bullshit! I've got better things to do.

Garcian: Do you wanna go to Naruto world?

Dan: (Sigh) I'll go get the others.

Con: Wait! I like Naruto!

To be continued...