Merry POV

Dear Diary,

Frodo put paper paste in my best pipe. Highly tedious. Mouth now very sticky. Am plotting. Going to paint Frodo's favorite underwear florescent pink. Pippin going to cause a diversion. What that diversion will be, I don't know. Will find out in morning.

From

Merry

P.S. Must go brush teeth for fifth time since 9:30 PM.