A/N: I just couldn't leave them alone. No, these aren't the actual scenes. They're just ones that I've made up from the Breaking Dawn quotes. The chapters won't be long, and they'll be in my style, not Stephenie Meyer's, so it probably isn't very accurate. Have fun reading my crazy predictions!


Posted: August 1, 2008 - 4:46 PM

Disclaimer: Nothing is mine. Everything in bold is direct from Breaking Dawn.

Bella: "Should I be afraid?"
Edward: "Terrified."

"The scariest vampire in the world is not Dracula!" Edward exclaimed. I rolled my eyes.

"Well then who is? Please don't say Lestat." I retorted.

"Um, maybe a non-fictional one!" He snapped. I rolled my eyes again.

"Like who? Be specific!"

"I don't know! But it's certainly not Dracula! I'm scarier than him." He said. I laughed.

"You're not scarier than Dracula! You, my husband, are the baby turtle of the vampire world."

"The baby turtle of the vampire world?" He repeated in confusion.

"Yes. You know, like the baby turtles on television. They're so adorable and cute and helpless." I said.

"I'm scarier than a baby turtle!" Edward protested. I smiled and pinched his cheek.

"Of course you are, my baby turtle husband." I laughed. Edward grew still and a growl erupted in his chest. He was trying to prove himself scary.

"Should I be afraid?" I asked.

"Terrified." He replied. We stayed like that for a minute before we burst out laughing.

"I was kidding love. You are the scariest vampire of them all." I said, fixing the wounded male ego.

"Thank you." He said. And then the most terrifying baby turtle vampire leaned forward and kissed me.

A/N: As always, please review!