A very perverted picnic

A very perverted picnic

Caillou was trying to carry the picnic basket. "I want to carry it all by myself!" Caillou said. "No, Caillou!" his dad screamed, "You're going to drop shit everywhere!" Caillou set the picnic basket down and started chasing Leo around the park. Leo was having a hard time running away from Caillou. "Ha-ha!" Caillou said when he tagged Leo, "You're fat, so you can't run away from me!" "Dumbass!" Leo screamed, and punched Caillou in the face. "WAAAAA!" Caillou screamed, "Mooommmmmmyyyyy! Leo called me a dumbass and punched me in the face!" "Shut up, Caillou!" Caillou's mom screamed, "We're trying to watch a butterfly!" Caillou snuck up behind Leo, who was smelling a flower. "FAGGOT!" Caillou screamed, and put a plastic bag over Leo's head that he found on the ground. Leo started choking. "I…can't…breathe…" Leo said, and then passed out. "Ha-ha! Fatass!" Caillou screamed, and ran away from Leo with a demonic grin on his face. "OK, it's time for lunch!" Caillou's mom called out for Caillou and Leo. "Here I am, Mommy!" Caillou said, and grabbed a sandwich. Caillou almost choked, due to effort of stifling his laughter. "Wait," Caillou's dad said, "Where's Leo?" "Over there!" Rosie screamed, and pointed to Leo, who was passed out on the ground. "Holy crap!" Caillou's dad screamed, and ran over to Leo. "We have to give him CPR!" "What's that, Daddy?" Caillou asked his dad because he was stupid and didn't know what CPR was. "Just get the fuck out of the way!" Caillou's dad screamed, and started giving Leo mouth-to-mouth. "Daddy's gay, isn't he?" Caillou's mom said to Caillou. "Yeah he is!" Caillou said when he saw his dad French-kissing Leo. Leo finally woke up and saw Caillou's dad attempting to give him another "Kiss of Life". "EWWW!" Leo screamed, "CHILD MOLESTER!" Leo took Caillou's mom's cell phone, and dialed 9-1-1. "Hello, Police?" Leo said in a panicked voice, "My friend's perverted gay dad is trying to molest me! I'm at the park! "We'll be right there, little boy." The police officer said, and soon a squad car pulled up to the park. "Freeze right there, pedophile!" The police officer screamed, and tackled Caillou's dad to the ground. "WAIT!" Caillou's dad screamed, "this is a mistake! I didn't molest anyone! I was just giving him mouth to mouth!" "Yeah, that's what they all say." The police officer said, and then turned on his radio. "Code red, sheriff. I repeat, CODE RED!" Suddenly, a bunch of squad cars pulled up and the police officers inside started beating the crap out of Caillou's dad. Then they hauled his unconscious, bleeding body into the back of the squad car. "What's a pedophile, Mommy?" Caillou said when the squad car pulled away. "SHUT THE FUCK UP, CAILLOU!" Rosie screamed at him.

Fin.