Of Bathing and Rubber Duckies

Disclaimer: Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto

Summary: Naked Hyuuga. Horny Uchiha. Hm, what could happen? SasuHina

Hinata sighed as she immersed herself in the steaming hot water. White bubbles and a few rubber ducks floated around her. She poured the fruity shampoo onto her hands and lathered it, dumping a generous amount on her violet locks.

The sound of a door opening and quiet, familiar footsteps reached her ear.

Her husband was home.

"Ne, Hinata, where are you?"

"T-taking a bath…" she left some note of caution in her voice. If he came in, lord help her, she would never forgive him. Not that he's never seen her naked before.

"I'm coming in." He was right outside her door.

"N-no!" Her eyes widened and she ducked into the simmering water. What could she do? She was stark naked and covered in shampoo, which was stinging her eyes. Sasuke would love that.

"Che." The door started to open. A pink rubber duck floated by. Hinata grabbed it and chucked it toward the emerging dark head of hair. Twang. Bop.

"What the hell?" Sasuke rubbed the sore spot on his head and picked up the rubber duck, staring at the foreign weapon.

"I—I told you not to come in…" Hinata's eyes were wide now. Slinging the duck at him was a mistake. His mouth was twisted in an evil smirk that only meant one thing: payback time. He threw the duck expertly into the bathtub, making water spray at Hinata.

"I always love when you're a little bold," he was kneeling right in front of her, outside the tub. The sadistic glint in his eyes made her gulp. He trailed his fingers up her now exposed neck, barely brushing the skin of her lips. Hinata shivered.

"It's a big turn-on," he stated simply, while leaning in to her. "Very sexy."

"Sas—" Her words were muffled when he firmly claimed her lips. She immediately felt like she was spiraling into oblivion. Her arms wrapped around his neck involuntarily, grasping his hair as his tongue explored the moist cavern of her mouth. He growled slightly, arousing something all too familiar in Hinata.

He broke apart abruptly and placed a chaste kiss on the palm of her hand. She looked her him in a daze.

"I'll be in our bedroom." He flashed another arrogant smile in her direction and walked smoothly out of the bathroom. Hinata recoiled in anger.

She wasn't going to go. Never. She was going to stay in the water for all of eternity even if it killed her.

The place where he touched her on the neck was starting to burn. She touched her lips lightly, remembering what it felt like when he kissed her.

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to give in.

She rinsed off the soap and shampoo quickly, her actions becoming more and more hurried in unconscious anticipation. The rubber duck caught her attention again. Hm, a smile crossed her lips, and she grasped the rubber duck in one hand.

This was going to be fun.

Author's Note: Happy belated birthday, Sasuke! Sorry if it's bad, I only used 15 minutes…

Sasuke: You're one day late on top of that. Oh well, -pulls Hinata over- at least I got her in bed.

Hinata: S-sasuke…! –holds up a rubber ducky threateningly-