Top Ten Things to Murder A Twilight FanFic
Brought to you in part by esthermarie and Jexena. We give you the top ten things that we think can bring down an otherwise decent story.
Chapter One: The countdown
Chapter Two: Jexena's POV as to why they made the list
Chapter Three: esthermarie's POV as to why they made the list
Crossovers with Vampires that have fangs
People getting their facts wrong
Getting Jasper and/or Emmett's last name wrong
Edward calling Bella 'Bells'
Making Kind, sweet hearted, loving Esme a cold hearted, monstrous Bitch while being a human
Jacob imprints on Bella … Or ANYONE he has already seen cough LEAH cough
Bella falls in love with ANYONE but Edward
Edward leaves a second time
Edward falls in love with somebody else
And the number one way to kill your story …..
Start it with the phrase 'Legend Has It …'