Two Semes Are Better than One

Two Semes Are Better than One

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto! Nope, no way in hell! Nor do I own William Shakespeare's sonnet "Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day"!! I do, however, stake claim to the...revised version of it that Sasuke...says? Sings? Declaims?
Summary: SasuNaruSai, shounen-ai, they both want Naruto, so they serenade him, but he wants his cake and he wants to eat it too, because what good is cake if you can't eat it?


"Ah…Naruto-kun," Sai called to the blond, blushing a little, "I wish to…erm, I wish to serenade you!"

"Oh," Naruto said, his cheeks turning red, "Uh, go ahead, Sai." Sasuke scowled as the artist went down on one knee, ad began in a confident, clear tone:

"Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art lovelier and more temperate:

Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,

And summer's leave hath all too short a date:

Sometimes too hot the eye of heaven shines,

And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;

And every fair from fair sometimes declines,

By chance of nature's unchanging course untrimm'd;

But thy eternal summer shall not fade,

Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest:

Nor shall Death brag though wander'st in his shade,

When in eternal lies to time thou growest:

So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this, and this gives life to thee."

Naruto bent down and kissed the boy, smiling. "That was really sweet, dattebayo…Shakespeare, right?"

Sai nodded, brushing lips with the blond, putting a hand on his warm neck. "I'm glad you liked it," he murmured, "Naruto-kun."
"Sai, you're so awesome," Naruto laughed, hugging him, "I think I'm in love with you!"
Sasuke coughed loudly. Sai raised an eyebrow as the Uchiha pulled the Uzumaki—his Uzumaki into a possessive, suggestive embrace, holding their hips together.

"Teme!" Naruto squeaked, "Lemme go!"
The taller boy chuckled. "Let me compare you to a summer's day," he purred,

"You are even hotter, without the sweat.

Rough winds that finger your hair seem to say:

'You would love to be the one to do this, I bet!'

Summer sun that shimmers on azure sea,

Could not rival the twinkle in your eye,

Summer storm clouds soft and cool as could be,

Stand not a chance against your touch on my cheek when I cry.

Summer comes and goes and comes once more, But in my eyes your beauty will never fade.

Grow old and wrinkled, whatever the future has in store,

To me you will always be prettier far than any blushing maid:

So long as I breathe, and beyond that too,

Nothing will be more beautiful to me than you. I love you, dobe," Sasuke finished.

Naruto gaped at him. He wanted Sasuke, who was witty and funny and wild and aggressive, and also Sai, who was adorable and chivalrous and charming and gentle.

"It seems," he said, "That we have on our hands a love triangle."

"Actually," Sasuke chuckled, "I was thinking more like threesome."
Sai moved in, and he and Sasuke held the kyuubi junchuuriki between them.

"I find both of you attractive," Sai smirked.

"Likewise," Sasuke growled, licking Naruto's lips.

The poor blond felt white hot pleasure lance through his legs as Sai bit his neck lightly, and his knees gave out.

"M-m-me too," he stammered, and his lovers laughed.

"You know," Sasuke snickered, "You're going to be uke."


"Naruto-kun, believe me, when we're through you won't be complaining," Sai promised, and as Naruto felt two different hands, one snaking down his pants, the other slithering up his shirt, he reflected that Sai was probably right.

After all, two semes were better than one.


O.O huzzah for boy on boy threesomes! –drools-

The pervert in me rejoices, if your inner pervert is rejoicing too, review!