Disclaimer: I don't own Hunter x Hunter. If I did, the characters would have some wacky adventures.

Author's Note: I'm not sure where I got this idea. I just thought that Killua and Gon would be good at the "good cop, bad cop" routine. Plus, they would look cute in police uniforms.

Leorio was sitting in an interrogation room , tied to a chair. All of a sudden, Killua and Gon walked inside, both wearing police uniforms.

"What the heck is going on?! And why are you dressed like that?" Leorio yelled.

"We are interrogating anyone that may have been involved with the crime." Killua replied.

"What crime?!"

"The destruction of my new skateboard. You're one of the main suspects."

"What?! Why would I destroy your skateboard?"

"That's what we would like to know."

"What makes you think it was me?"

"We happen to have a statement from an eye-witness. See?" he said holding up a piece of paper.

"That's a shopping list!" yelled Leorio.

It was Killua's turn to be surprised. "What!?" He stared at the paper, which was indeed a shopping list.

"Gon, where is the statement?"

Gon looked sheepish. "I guess I got the wrong paper. Sorry."

Killua sighed. "It's okay. Good thing I memorized it."

"That's cuz you wrote it." Gon said.

"Gon, you're not supposed to say that!"

"Wait a second. You're keeping me tied up for no reason?"

"We have a reason. You're still a suspect, statement or no statement." Killua said, crumpling the paper and tossing it over his shoulder.

"Let me go!"

"Not until you answer a few questions." Killua told him.

"Please." added Gon.

Leorio rolled his eyes. "OK, I'll answer whatever you ask."

"Where were you yesterday at 5:48 p.m.?"

"I was at the hotel, watching T.V."

"So you were at the scene of the crime?"

"Um..Killua?" Gon spoke up. "We were all there. And your skateboard was found in the lobby at 6:12."

"He left the room once, how do we know he didn't destroy it then?"

"I was going to the bathroom!" Leorio protested.

"A likely story. So where were you two years ago, April 4th at 3:34?"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Answer the question!" Killua demanded.

"I don't know. I can't remember that far back."

"So you admit that you have a bad memory?"

"I never said that!" Leorio shouted.

Gon walked over to him. "Did you do it Leorio?"


"Okay." said Gon, untying him. "You're free to go."

"Finally!" Leorio ran from the room.

"Finally?" wondered Gon. "He was only here for six minutes."

"Gon! You just let a suspect go free!"

"But he said he didn't do it."

"Well, he is too stupid to pull off something like this. Bring in the next victim, I mean suspect!"

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