Courtney: Hey Friends (fine, fiendish friends…Taylor's thing, don't ask…) So this is just a one-shot thing that me and my sister (oxymorongurl127) decided to do for fun just to get everybody pumped for the release of Breaking Dawn (ahhhhhhh

Courtney: Hey Friends (fine, fiendish friends…Taylor's thing, don't ask…) So this is just a one-shot thing that me and my sister (oxymorongurl127) decided to do for fun just to get everybody pumped for the release of Breaking Dawn (ahhhhhhh!!)

Taylor: Yes! We will… be doing spoof off of the Breaking Dawn Quote of the Day! Just to… you know… think up what context the quote might be in and such! But… just a disclaimer here… we don't actually know what context they're really in. Neither of us are Stephanie, as much as we wish we were. And neither of us have read the book, either. The new one, that is, so these aren't spoilers. Sorry.

Courtney: On with the story!

Chapter 1

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice
: "I do. Excellent

"Bella! Get your human butt in here right this instant!" Emmett screamed sliding to a halt in the Cullen's living room. "I know what you did to my Jeep!"

"What? What did I do to your precious Jeep?!" I said sitting up on the couch and dropping my magazine on the table.

"I smelled you on its… its…burning engine!" He hollered pointing out the window at the cloud of gray smoke that engulfed his now useless Jeep.

"Oh you caught me," I fired back, rolling my eyes. "Squeezed in burning down your car between sitting with Edward and sitting with Edward!" I felt a cold hand on my shoulder and turned around to find Alice's wide, doe-like eyes worriedly glancing down at me.

"Oh Emmett, stop blaming Bella. Do you really think that even if she wanted to destroy your car she could- with her extended background in vehicular combustion. Plus I was watching her and she did nothing of the sort all afternoon."

Emmet fumbled with the fire extinguisher he held in his large hand and mumbled something about my smell, blah, blah, blah…

Edward stroked my cheek and said calmly with only a hint of mockery, "Bella, please tell me why you were in Emmett's Jeep recently enough to leave your smell?"

"Well," I said glancing at Edward and sucking in my breath to keep from hyperventilating, "If you must know, I was rifling through your C.D.'s trying to find the one of Edwards that you took, I wanted to borrow it, however now I see that is not an option." Just then, as if on cue, the puffs of thick, gray smoke exploded in a frenzy of fiery sparks that sent Emmett out the door in a blink of an eye.

Edward turned to face Alice with his infamous crooked smile and said, "Now Alice, I know that he doesn't particularly share your idea of appropriate wedding attire, but was it really necessary to punish him, and Bella by the way, by setting his engine on fire?"

"You filthy mind reader you!" Alice whispered harshly. "Don't you dare tell him I did it or I'll strangle you!"

"First of all, Alice, I highly doubt that strangling me will do much good; and second, I am not going to let you cast the blame on Bella!" He whispered back equally harshly. I stifled a laugh at the sight of them face-to-face glowering and looking terrifyingly menacing.

"So, who's gonna take the blame?" I inquired raising my eyebrows and attempting the game show host façade. Alice and Edward turned to face me with the same look of disbelief crossing their beautiful faces. Suddenly, Alice smiled.

"I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."

"Why don't you just tell me who wins?"

"I do. Excellent."

The End