Title: I Will Follow You

Title: I Will Follow You

Fandom: Bleach

Pairing: Urahara/Yoruichi

Rating: PG

Word Count: 165

Summary/Description: There is something to be said for your lifestyle when your best friend is a cat.

Warning/Spoilers: None.

A/N: Written for Chariel for the 'write me this pairing in a dysfunctional way' meme.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.


There is something to be said for your lifestyle when your best friend is a cat.

A cat by choice, mind you. For more than a hundred years.

He has the bowl of milk ready every afternoon, without fail. She hasn't seen fit to take her human form for years, and he'd like to keep it that way, thank you very much. The kitty likes her milk, and he is not a man who readily disappoints. She laps it up hungrily without care for decorum. It makes him hide a smile behind his fan.

Tessai watches him strangely when he escorts Yoruichi into his bedroom; he is blithely ignored. She stalks imperiously to his bed, and there, she curls up in his sheets and allows him to caress the fur behind her ears, and her purrs are lengthy and contented.

She rarely speaks to him. She doesn't need to.

…Unless she needs his help with a hairball. Terrible, those things, he is made to understand.