UTTER RANDOMNESS OF MY BRAIN

UTTER RANDOMNESS OF MY BRAIN!!

This is the random shit I am thinking as of right now. No likey, no read-ie!

I had to go to the bathroom. I mean, really REALLY BAD because I just had a big bottle of water, but I couldn't turn it down because it had a CATERPILLAR on it! And there were little frogs swimming in it, too…

I ran to my bathroom, and there was freaking DILBERT sitting on my toilet! "Get off there, broccoli head!" I screamed as I shoved Dilbert off the toilet. But then Loud Howard came out of the toilet and screamed, "EWWW IT STINKS IN HERE!" with a noseplug on. I was curious to see if Dilbert had eyes…

I ripped his glasses off, and NO HE DID NOT HAVE EYES!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! "FREAK!" I screamed, and sent Dilbert flying to Dragon Land out of my bathroom.

I sat down on the toilet and started to take a piss, all over Bert and Ernie!! And Cookie Monster!! And Elmo!! Bert was already yellow, so he didn't complain. But then I started to make brownies, if you know what I mean. I took a huge dump all over Ernie!! Kh-h-hhh. Ernie said until a huge log went down his throat and killed everyone in the toilet.

The End.