Title: Challenge #97; Take 23
Word Count: 300
Summary/Description: Stamina versus expertise: go! (Meanwhile, Kakashi still needs a new door.)
Warning/Spoilers: Implied sex.
A/N: Written for Essyllus for the 'write me this pairing in a dysfunctional way' meme. This is the only one of your requests that came out happy. Enjoy it. Though… it's a little retarded.
Disclaimer: Not mine. Don't sue.
Kakashi was reading in the living when the door to his apartment burst open, falling to the floor, and rays of morning sun streamed in, hitting him full in the face. A large thumb was the only corporeal thing to be seen. Kakashi sighed.
"KAKASHI! I HAVE ARRIVED!"
"Thanks for clueing me in," came the dry reply. Kakashi was already taking off his Jounin vest as Gai advanced into the room, smiling broadly. The green spandex was stretched even tighter across his skin today, and Kakashi took the time to (blatantly) steal a few appreciative looks before heading for the bedroom. Gai trotted after him.
"Are you prepared, Kakashi? This time, my stamina shall conquer your expertise!"
"Uh huh," was Kakashi's bored reply. He shucked his pants. "Let's hope that you can put your money where your mouth is."
Gai paused from where he was ridding himself of the green jumpsuit. It was a very complicated process.
"I can assure you, Kakashi, whatever I put in my mouth today, it shall not be currency!" Again, a large thumb in his face.
Kakashi rolled his eyes.
"Let's just get this over with," he said, and positioned himself on the bed.
Gai joined him, posing very dramatically. He clenched a fist, and gave a clean white grin, full of promise.
"Your hip and aloof attitudes don't intimidate me, my eternal rival."
Gai might have been ignoring him, or he might have been caught up in his speech. Either way, he then said,
"YOSH!! If I lose, then I shall—"
"Fix my goddamn door and just agree to have sex with me regularly already."
Kakashi stuck his tongue in the other man's mouth right after, quelling his exuberant reply. There was a lot to come; Gai would need his strength.
A/N: Although, for KakaGai, this really isn't that dysfunctional.