Sorry about this coming in late too! Haha. I thought I would finish it while writing "My life with Sasuke Uchiha" but damn was I wrong... you see, I've learned that starting up new stories while already trying to finish another one kinda messes you up... It's so confusing writing about different plots and eventually you get kind of confused and need to remind yourself what IS the plot. XD haha. Well, anyway. I hope you enjoy this story. :D

WARNING: LEMON.

Disclaimer: I own the plot of this story, but I don't own the anime!


Hey there folks, Haruno Sakura talking here.

You know, the most unexpected things can happen sometimes...

No but I mean, the things you never thought would happen.

...They can someday just occur just like that, taking you off guard.

Like what I'm about to tell you... that's something you never thought would take place in a billion years.

I mean, really, who would've thought that Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno would one day have sex?

...

See? That's the kind of unexpected incident I'm talking about.

Even if we were both so wasted (and I remember every single detail of that night... how does that work?), it just isn't something the human ice cube would do.

I mean, we all know that Sasuke has been assumed to be gay.

...

Oh don't you look at me like that!

Let's face it:

1. He never showed any sort of interest towards any woman.

(...Not that I'm aware of that is.)

2. He never showed any signs of having hormones.

(Dude, he's a guy. An adult guy.)

3. He pushed away every single girl that ever tried to touch him.

(I understand your fear of being raped, Uchiha, but come on!)

4. He went off to the snake pedophile Orochimaru for Christ's sake!

(Okay, yeah he did go to him for power but who knows what that pedophile has tried to do...)

And to top it off, the only person he's ever shown any sign of emotion to was Naruto.

(...I know he's your best friend, Sasuke-kun, but hey people who don't know you guys could be thinking you're both dating! ...Yeah it's that bad.)

And let's see the only actual fact that makes him not gay:

He said it himself that he wants to revive his clan.

Whoo such a valuable proof isn't it?

I mean, he could just take Naruto in his sexy jutsu form, screw him and get him pregnant...

...Oh god I've just given myself really bad mental images.

Sigh.

Well, I guess the world has finally proven the fact that Sasuke is not gay.

...Or maybe not.

We never know, maybe he prefers thrusting in a girl's womanhood then thrusting in a guy's A-hole.

...Once again, I'd rather not think about it.

Ugh, this is giving really bad mental images.

Shudders.

Well, let's hear how it all happened shall we?


"FINALLY!" A brunette hollered in relief, stumbling in her house tiredly and collapsing on the couch.

"Home at last! This mission was getting too tiring!" A pinkette exclaimed, jumping on the couch beside the brunette.

"You can say that again." A blonde followed, her arms almost being dragged on the floor as she collapsed beside her friend.

The last of the girls followed them all, quietly sitting down beside her friends, acting as if she really wasn't tired when in fact, she was exhausted.

"I say we hit the clubs to celebrate." The brunette whispered, a smile grazing her lips.

"Do you honestly think we can hit the clubs in a state like this?" Sakura snorted, motioning to their worn out and dirty figures.

"Hey we just have to take showers and take a nap and we'll be fine." Ino replied, laughing slightly.

TenTen smiled. "That really isn't such a bad idea, Ino."

Ino grinned. "I know. So, ya'll in for it?"

TenTen grinned back. "You bet I am!"

Ino turned her head towards the shy purple haired girl. "Hinata?"

Hinata blushed, fidgeting slightly, before nodding slightly. "S-Sure."

Ino turned her head to the last girl of the group, her grin persuasive. "Sakura?"

Sakura sighed, closing her eyes for a moment, before a wide smile grazed her lips. "If you think I'm refusing the offer, you don't know me at all." Sakura replied, looking up to her best friends.

They all laughed.

"I'm hitting the shower first!" Ino called, running towards the bathroom door.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!" TenTen hollered, jumping off the couch and running after the blonde who smacked the bathroom door in her face. "INO WE ALL KNOW YOU TAKE THE LONGEST SHOWERS! GET OUT!" TenTen shouted, pounding on the door.

"Nuh-uh!" Ino called from inside the bathroom.

TenTen sighed irritably as she heard the water falling down and collapsed against the door. "Damnit."

Sakura laughed, turning her head to look at the brunette laying against the door. "It's okay TenTen, you'll just have to take your nap while she's taking her shower. Plus, it's not like we're gonna miss time... we still have a lot of time."

TenTen smiled at Sakura. "Yeah you're right." She picked herself up from the door, stretching herself as she got up. "Anyway. Well, I'm out girls! See you all later!" TenTen called as she walked down the hallway, down to her room.

"Have a good nap!" Sakura called.

"I will!" She heard TenTen faint voice in her room.

Sakura smiled, looking to her purple haired best friend sitting beside her, her fingers playing with locks of her hair. "You going for a nap too Hinata?"

Hinata nodded shyly. "I'll need it."

Sakura laughed and grinned. "Oh yeah, we'll all need it."


Okay so that's not how it happened obviously, but that's how it all started.

We had all been on the same mission, which was a really long and tough one.

We wanted to hit the clubs to celebrate, and so we did...

And man, when we meant celebrating, we meant celebrating.

...You know not just the usual 'have a few drinks with your friends and chill' kind of celebration... but the 'get super waster, have fun, dance around with your friends (and guys) and just freaking have an awesome time' kind of celebration.

Things started off so great at first.

We drank our shots and drinks to get wasted, we danced together like wild hotties –and with wild hotties too hehe- and we were having such a great time together!

...That is until they came.


"SAKURA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"

The girl swirled around unstably, grinning from ear to ear as she stared with half lidded eyes at the blonde haired ninja running towards her with open arms.

"Naruto!" Sakura exclaimed gleefully, opening her arms as he came and engulfed her in a large bear hug.

"Sakura-chan! What are you doing here?!" The blonde haired ninja exclaimed excitedly, sitting down beside her.

Sakura giggled drunkenly, reluctantly showing off her strong alcoholic drink. "I'm celebrating you dimwit!" She slurred out, leaning forward slightly seeing as she wasn't balanced at all, and eventually stumbling off her stool only to be caught by the boy sitting beside her.

Naruto frowned as he seemed to finally realise how drunk the girl was. "Sakura-chan, I think you should go home. You've had enough."

Sakura let out a high pitched laugh, gripping the boy's arms. "Enough?" She slurred, still laughing slightly. "Enough? Pshhh I haven't had enough!" She drunkenly exclaimed, unstably standing up and grinning at the boy. "See? I'm fine."

To add to the girl's attempt of reassuring she was fine, she stumbled forward halfway, exclaiming a soft "whoa!"

Naruto shook his head at the girl and sighed. "Well... if you say so." He said slowly, frowning as the girl stumbled back on her stool, demanding another drink.

He sighed, ordering a beer, not bothering to look at the person who just sat beside him. Only, he was caught off guard and almost fell off his stool at the all too familiar grunt.

"Hn."

Naruto looked beside him with wide eyes, regaining his balance on his chair. "Sasuke?" he questioned.

The raven haired man barely acknowledged him. "Hn."

Naruto frowned. "The hell teme? What are you doing here?"

Sasuke remained emotionless and ignored the question as he turned his head to the barman and ordered a shot of tequila.

Naruto smirked. "If I'm not mistaken by your behaviour, I'd say you're looking to get laid."

Sasuke glared at him full on before downing his shot. "Shut up." The onyx eyed man hissed, grimacing as his throat blazed at the strong alcoholic substance.

"Sasuke-kun...!?"

Sasuke rolled his eyes, ignoring the pinkette who stumbled beside him and embraced him tightly. "Sasuke-kun! Long time no see my old friend!" The kunoichi slurred, swooning dangerously as she hugged him drunkenly.

"Get off." Sasuke twitched, prying her arms off of him and scowling at her as he managed to get her off of him. "You're annoying." He tediously said.

Sakura giggled. "I know that!" She exclaimed gleefully, much to everyone's surprise.

The barman looked at Sasuke, a tequila bottle in hand, and waited for Sasuke to nod before filling back his shot.

Sasuke took the shot without hesitation and downed it again, grimacing at the strong blazing feeling in his throat that pained him but in the same time made him feel so good.

He scowled as heard Sakura stumbling towards a random guy, embracing him drunkenly while a seductive smile made its way to her lips.

"You're cute." She slurred out to the man, making him smirk.

Naruto gaped at the scene.

Sasuke rolled his eyes, scoffing and demanding another shot.

As the shot came in front of him, his hands immediately grabbed it only for it to be thrown away as the blonde beside him tugged frantically at his shirt. "TEME!"

Sasuke scowled, his head snapping in the direction of the blonde and glaring at him deathly. "What the hell was that for?!" He snarled at him.

Naruto ignored the question, bringing up a shaky hand and pointing somewhere. Sasuke's sneer was clearly seen across his face but as his eyes followed the direction of Naruto's finger, his sneer disappeared, a slightly shocked face (although he was completely flabbergasted at the sight) took over.

And why, you ask?

Well you see... Sakura was kind of all over a guy that she had kind of pushed against the wall and she was kind of unbuttoning the guy's shirt and kind of licking off his ear. Oh yeah and the guy most definitely was kind of enjoying it. And we can't forget how she kind of seductively smiled as the man kind of whispered something naughty and bad in her ear.


Whoa, whoa there!

Let's press pause here!

...Yeah just so I can get things straight, keep in mind I was wasted. So... don't think I'm a slut or anything... because that's far from it!

...besides I'm pretty sure in my wasted mind I was trying to make Sasuke jealous...

And...

Smirk.

...Clearly it did something to him.


"...Sasuke-kun?!"

Onyx eyes stared back into her own, containing annoyance.

"You're annoying." He hissed, releasing her wrists and shoving his hands in his pockets as he walked away.

She giggled, drunkenly stumbling towards him. "Then why'd you take me away from this hottie-" Onyx eyes hardened, "-to smash me against a wall outside? Is it because you want me all for yourself?" She teased, laughing her intoxicated laugh.

Sasuke scowled. "You could've gotten raped."

He heard her slurred giggle, and flinched as he saw a cold touch on his neck. Soon, her petite arms surrounded his neck as she hugged him from behind, annoying him further the he already was. His entire body froze as he felt her lips touch his ear, her teeth digging softly on his earlobe as she nibbled onto it. She gigged slightly, humming pleasantly as she kept on nibbling on his ear, making something inside him swirl.

He knew that feeling...

Her arms slid from his neck, down to his shoulder blade, down to his waist, and finally sliding under his shirt.

He already felt that before...

His eyes shut tight as her cold and soft petite hands caressed his muscles, making him feel almost blissful. Her skilled hands caressed his muscles expectedly, while she still nibbled softly on his ear.

She giggled as she saw the way his eyes were shut tight, almost as if he was trying to hold back something.

Her mouth released his ear, only for his mind to completely freeze as he felt something wet caress the area behind his ear. 'Was that... her tongue...?' The same sexy touch caress the back of his ear again and he squeezed his eyes shut tighter, resisting the temptation. Her mouth opened to speak, and out came the most seductive words he had heard coming from her, in his entire life. "...You like that don't you?" She whispered sexily in his ear, licking the back of his ear again.

That feeling...

His eyes snapped wide open and he swivelled her around in a flash, pinning her to the wall, his soft albeit skilled lips pressed against hers in a lusting and bruising kiss.

...it was lust.


And that's when things started to literally get out of control.

Out of control, beyond repair.

...And things started to get a little heated from then on...

...well... actually they only did when he teleported to my apartment...


(LEMON START!)

A moan escaped her pink lips as he slammed her against the wall of her apartment, his mouth trailing down to her neck and sucking on it harshly, while his hands were busy with her clothes, and she gaped as his skilled hands ripped off her top and her bra, exposing her breasts to him. His mouth left her neck immediately and she gasped breathlessly as his lips rounded one of her breasts, feeling his tongue swirl around the peak skilfully. She yanked at his hair, her eyes half lidded, and her mind buzzing and ecstatic.

"Sasuke..." She breathed, gripping his hair tighter as he sucked on her breast harshly.

"Oh Sasuke.." She moaned as she felt one of his hands grab her unoccupied breast while the other grabbed her buttocks and slamming her against the door of her bedroom.

His mouth left her breasts, only to slam back against her lips in a bruising kiss, making her moan in his mouth. Her hand eagerly searched for the doorknob, while he kissed her hard and lustfully, his tongue darting into her mouth and exploring her hot cavern. She moaned in his mouth again, too amazed by his kissing skills, while her hand still desperately searched for the doorknob.

She gasped as she felt his hand slide under her skirt, making his way up her thigh. Her hand finally found the doorknob and she pulled it open, making them stumble down into the room. His weight fell upon hers and she groaned softly, soon replaced by a muffled moan as she felt him caress the inside of her thigh.

Sweat dripped down from her forehead, and she was dazed by the heat building between them with each passing second... or was it the alcohol?

Sakura moaned at the feeling of his tongue still roughly exploring her wet cavern, and she smirked, flipping him over so she was on top, earning her a grunt from him. Her mouth tore away from his mouth, receiving a low hiss from the Uchiha, only switched to a groan as she kissed his chest, kissing her way down to his waistband. She suddenly recalled that he had a shirt on earlier, but was too busy kissing the man and hectically trying to remove his pants to care.

Finally, her hands managed to remove his pants and she looked up at him, grinning seductively as her hands plunged down in his boxers, taking in hand his arousal. Her grin grew wider as she saw him shut his eyes tightly, his head lying on the floor while he grunted softly. Her eyes watched amusingly at how his face twisted itself with refrained pleasure as she worked on him, a taunting smile on her face.

She was caught off guard as she was suddenly flipped over and on the bed, kissed senseless by the Uchiha she was pleasing a few seconds ago. Her mind could not figure out how this man had flipped her over and carried her from the floor to the bed in even less then a second, but she didn't care since she was too busy moaning into his addicting albeit extremely talented mouth.

Her mind seemed to not have noticed she was only in underwear, before she felt his fingers traced her curves at her waist. Sasuke was so fast and talented, it was so amazing to feel him work onto her.

She moaned as she felt his weight come down on her, his arousal poking through the fabric of his boxers, and wrapped her legs around his waist, earning a low growl from him as he aimed to suck on her neck again. Soft moans escaped her lips as he kissed and sucked on her neck, and she knew she would have hickeys in the morning from such harsh force.

His hands grabbed the lace of her panties and he ripped them off, making her smirk. She leaned and nibbled on his earlobe softly, receiving as low groan of pleasure from the man who was still kissing her neck. "Impatient, Sasuke-kun...?" She whispered breathlessly in his ear.

Sasuke smirked on her neck. "You have no idea." He whispered huskily.

Sakura giggled, then gasped at the feeling of his member poking at her entrance. Her hand grabbed a fistful of his hair, and in a matter of seconds, he had slammed into her deeply, making a sheer moan of pleasure escaped her lips.

She felt him stop, and felt him smirk on the flesh of her shoulder. "Not a virgin, huh Sakura?" She heard him whisper huskily.

Sakura shuddered at the feeling of his hot breath on his skin, but answered nothing as he slid out and slammed back deeper into her.

Her mouth was parted as he repeated the same motion, trying to get deeper each time, breathless gasps slipping out at the pleasure building up.

His sweaty chest brushed against her upper body, his lips never making contact with her skin as he thrust in and out of her at a rough and deep pace, over and over again. His shallow and unstable breathing resounded in her ear,

Her mind was blurred, and she was lost at his love making.

Wait... what?

Rewind here for a sec.

Love making?

She arched her back, letting out a sheer and loud moan of pleasure as he quickened his pace. Her hand grabbed his face and searched for his lips, only for him to look away, grunting a harsh 'stop' as he quickened his pace and continued ramming into her roughly.

Her eyes widen with shock and hurt.

No.

It was just a fuck

Her body was ecstatic, feeling more blissful then it ever had felt before, but inside she was torn apart.

Her eyes sparkled with hurt and heartbreak, but her lips betrayed her and let loud moans escape.

...It was just...

Her back arched and her mouth gaped, eyes shut tightly as he slammed into her soft spot continuously. She felt a tight little knot form into her stomach, tightening even more with each thrust he made. The tears stung her eyes as he moved above her without looking at her, soft grunts escaping his lips, eyes shut tight as he moved above her.

The knot in her stomach seemed to have exploded, and she knew she had come, but tears slipped out of her eyes, because she knew now. She knew this was just...

...a one night stand.

And as she came, he did too, and collapsed on top of her. His hot breath fanned her sweaty body but he rolled off of her quickly, his breathing ragged as he lay beside her, his back facing her.

(LEMON END!)

Sakura turned on her side, her breathing ragged too, and her mind disbelieving as she refused to accept the truth. The tears continued to spill from her eyes, silently rolling down to her ear. Her eyes stared at the Uchiha's back, before she bit her lip and turned on the other side, her hands gripping the sheets tightly.

...This was all just a one night stand...

...It meant nothing to him.

...And she knew that...


...So here I am, telling you the story of my first time with him.

It happened, yet I don't feel happy about it.

...our first and most likely last time was a one night stand that meant nothing to him.

We were both drunk, and it was a mistake.

...And we both act like nothing ever happened.

...Even though we both know something did happen.

...And I'm the only one who knows that out of this mistake, another was made.

...You see, Sasuke and I have not used protection...

...And well... This happened about two months ago... and... well..

Sigh.

I'm pregnant.

With Sasuke's child.

...

I guess the best I can do is to act like I knew it was a one night stand. Like I didn't care.

Sad smile.

...I guess all I have to do is act like him, ne?


And that's it.

It's not the end, it's just the first chapter. Probably one or two more long chapters like this and it'll be all. :D

And hey this was pretty long! XD

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