AN/ so me and Dusk actually do this….all the time….I'm not kidding…no really…we do. I'M SERIOUS!
It's HILARIOUS!! I love messing with people….
Disclaimer: Dusk and I do not own either Twilight or the pirates of the Caribbean game. So sue us…wait…don't sue us… I think… I don't know… THE BABY"S NOT YOURS JONATHON!
Bella Swan and Alice Cullen sat merrily at the computer in Alice's room. Alice and Bella were going to go on because they were very VERY bored. They logged on. And started an account.
"What do you want to be called?" Alice asked Bella.
"Hmmmm." Bella said. "How about…Ninja vampire! BWAHAHAHAHHA!" she screamed, you see, Bella swan has had a LOT of coffee this fine morning. And we all know what caffeine does to her. Alice typed the name in the little name box thingy… and they were off. They did all that was necessary. All the boring mission thingys. Then they started to blow things up. Blowing things up is fun.
They met someone who had a special character just for flirting with everyone. Suddenly Alice had an idea.
"Bella hahahahha give me the hahahha mousehahahah." You see, Alice was using the keyboard and Bella was using the mouse. Bella handed over the mouse. Alice clicked on a random person. His name was Swashbuckler. She then started the strange conversation following. (Alice is going to be in bold and Swashbuckler in underline..)
"Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you!"
"Don't play that game with me, Jonathon!"
"Do I know you?"
"I'm hurt, Jonathon. After 80 years together you don't recognize your own wife?"
"I'm ONLY FIFTEEN!"
"You've been with Jenny again haven't you?"
"Don't play coy with me, Jonathon! I saw the pictures!"
"What pictures? I don't know you!"
"The ones of you and Jenny at the Christmas party!"
"I don't know who Jenny is!"
"You really shouldn't post things like that on the internet, Jonathon."
"I don't know what you're talking about! And my names not Jonathon!"
"You only married me for my pink and black lumber jack hat!"
"I don't know what you're talking about and that sounds like a pretty ugly hat to me!"
Alice gasped. "Oh no he didn't!" she said to Bella, snapping her fingers in an A formation. Because A's are cooler than Z's. She was wearing her hat at that very moment.
"Don't you insult Ignatius!"
"You named your hat Ignatius?"
"It was a mutual agreement. I named the hat and you named Chippy our pet squirrel."
"And I know all about what you did to him."
"What are you talking about I didn't do anything to your squirrel crazy lady."
"YOU ATE HIM! And you always said he was your favorite out of our 3,000 pet squirrels!"
Bella and Alice were at this point crying from laughter. This guy must have thought they were crazy!
"How would we feed 3,000 pet squirrels?? I'm telling you I don't know who you are! You must have the wrong guy! MY NAMES NOT JONATHON!"
"I can't believe you Jonathon! We've been married for 85 years!"
"I thought you said it was 80?"
"It was then, you've just been spending so much time with JENNY that you forgot the year!"
"That was TWO seconds ago!"
"DON'T LIE TO ME JONATHON!"
"I'm telling you I don't know who you are!"
"And By the way, Jonathon! THE BABY'S NOT YOURS!"
"Then whose is it?"
"JOHNNY DEPP'S! He was always hotter than you anyway…"
"You heard me! I gave the best years of my life to you!"
"You gave the better one's to Johnny…"
"You gave the better ones to Jenny."
"I'm telling you I don't know who you are! If you don't stop I'm going to report you!"
"Fine! But I want a divorce! And I'm keeping the house… and the rest of our pet Squirrels!"
They then made there character walk away. Alice couldn't wait to try it out on some one else… but first she had to show Bess, the girl who flirts with everyone how funny this way.
20 minutes later
They found Bess in the Tortuga bar. Just when they were about to tell her about the funny funny thing they though of, some guy named Solomon Hexhawk teleported into the bar.
"Vampire Ninja! I love you!!" He screamed. Alice and Bella looked at each other.
"I say we go along with it." Bella said.
"Okay!" Alice agreed.
"I love you too, Jonathon!"
They didn't get an answer for a while. Bella and Alice giggled, figuring that he was to confused to even come up with a response.
"Where have you been?"
"You've been with Jenny again haven't you!"
"No I swear I haven't!"
Bella and Alice giggled at the fact that he was actually going along with it.
"I don't believe you!"
"I swear I wasn't! I don't even know who Jenny is!"
"Don't you lie to me, Jonathon!"
"Jonathon?" Bess was very confused.
"Yes his real name is Jonathon!"
"I always knew Solomon was too dull for him…"
"You know WHY you shouldn't mess with me?"
"Because we're married and you could slip something into my drink?"
"No, Jonathon. Its because I'm…..A NINJA!!"
Then Bella and Alice moved on to do a series of jumps, hacks, slashes, and cleaves! They looked very much like a ninja! Solomon Hexhawk left the bar. Then when he came back.
"Its my ninja husband! You've returned!"
But just then, the connection broke, and they could no longer hang out on the computer. They called Edward in to fix it. Just then, Alice yet again had a marvelous plan.
"Hey Edward. We were on that pirate's game today. It's really fun. You should go on tomorrow. We'll meet up in Tortuga."
And as Edward Cullen unsuspectingly left the room, both Bella and Alice's smiles grew into evil grins….
TO BE CONTINUED!! Dun dun duuunnnn….
HAHAHAHAHA!! Sorry, but while reading this I was remembering that day!! Oh, god, I was laughing sooooo hard that day!!