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That night, Alice told Jasper to go onto the pirates game…
And he did…
Why is this author…ing so much…
The world will never know…
On with the story now!
So Jasper went online on the game to meet Alice and Bella in Tortuga. Except he wasn't going to meet Alice and Bella, he was about to meet his wife of 2,000 years whom he had been cheating on with jenny.
"Richard! Where have you beeeeennnn?"
"But you just said I was Richard?"
"You used to be Richard before you changed your name to Jonathon."
"When did I change my name to Jonathon?"
"Five seconds ago, Anthony."
"What now I'm Anthony? WTF??"
"Don't get snippy with me, Richard!"
"So now I'm Anthony again?"
"No you idiot your Richard! Aren't you paying attention! My mother was right about you!"
"What did your mother say about me?"
"She told me you were a raccoon whisperer!"
"That doesn't make any sense!"
"Yes it does."
"No it doesn't!"
"I believe the phrase your groping for is "Yes dear."
"No I believe the phrase I'm groping for is "Your crazy!"
"I'm hurt, Greggory, after 5,0000000000 years together, you insult me?"
"I CANT EVEN PRONOUNCE THAT NUMBER!"
"And I know all about your little thing with JENNY!"
"Who the hell is Jenny?"
"Don't lie to me! I saw the pictures of you and her at the retirement party!"
"I thought I was greggory."
"No your George…and I know all about what you did to goldie."
"OUR PET GOLDFISH HE WAS YOUR FAVORITE AND YOU GRILLED HIM AND ATE HIM WITH A1 SAUCE YOU MONSTER!!
AN/ Well that was interesting. If you read Collision Course we have have a contest for you. Go to that story if you want to hear about it.