SWP24: Say it Sakura.

Sakura: Alright, alright! SWP24 doesn't own Naruto or any of its characters.

SWP24: This is a oneshot I might end up continuing if I see fit. Takes place in Shippuuden and Sasuke returned already. No, Sasuke did not kill Itachi yet. Enjoy!

Prologue or Only Chapter (Review and tell me if you want me to continue)

Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke sat while waiting for Kakashi.

"Does he really have to take this long?" sighed Naruto, "I could've been at Ichiraku's and eaten fifteen bowls of his new flavor of ramen by now!" Sakura and Sasuke look at Naruto, eyes twitching.

"Well, I wish that I could be listening to my ipod," said Sakura.

"I wish that I could be avenging my clan," said Sasuke.

"Hello everyone! Since we've been training so much lately, I think it's time we had some fun," smiled Kakashi.

"What kind of fun?" asked Naruto suspiciously with a fox-like look on his face.

"I say we make a bet. Sasuke can't talk about, think about or try to kill Itachi. Here's something which will tell us if you do," said Kakashi. He gave Naruto and Sakura pieces of navy-colored paper.

"Those papers will shrivel if you do. Naruto's will shrivel if you talk about it. Sakura's will shrivel if you think about it. Mine will shrivel if you try to kill Itachi," said Kakashi, "The same goes for Sakura and her ipod."

"WHAT?!" This time Kakashi gave Naruto and Sasuke red-colored pieces of paper.

"Mine will shrivel if you listen to it, Naruto's will shrivel if you talk about it and Sasuke's will shrivel if you think about it. Now Naruto can't have ramen. Here's the papers for Naruto." The papers were colored orange.

"WHAT?! NO WAY!" cried Naruto, "This is so unfair!"

"Oh, it's fair. Mine will shrivel if you eat ramen, Sakura's will shrivel if you think about ramen and Sasuke's will shrivel if you talk about ramen."

"Kakashi-sensei, we're doing the same to you and your books," said Sakura. Kakashi cowered in fear at his student who was cracking her knuckles. Finally he gave in and handed them gray pieces of paper.

"Sakura's will shrivel if I think about Icha-Icha, Sasuke's will shrivel if I read it and Naruto's will shrivel if I talk about it," sighed Kakashi, "Here's the rules of the bet."

Rules:

The bet ends at the end of three months from now: October 21.

If all three of the papers dedicated to you shrivel up by then you're out.

The prize for winning this bet is fifty thousand yen.

"Three rules? That's it?" asked Sakura, shocked.

"Yeah," shrugged Kakashi, "And if you find that a person is obsessed with something outside the bet you are welcome to include them in the bet."

"Sweet," smirked Sasuke. He could think of many Konoha citizens he could do this to.

"So the bet begins!" smiled Kakashi cheerfully.

Note: If you tell me to continue this, I'll put in a lot of characters into the bet. And you can laugh your head off when you see this happen.