It was mid-afternoon in Middleton and at the home of teen adventurer Kim Possible, she, and her boyfriend Ron Stoppable, were planning something while her parents were away.

"Ron, I don't think we should do this."

"Come on Kim, we're old enough."

"I know, but, I really feel we should wait."

"If we wait too long, we'll never get a chance to do it!"

"Well…"

"Come on Kim, for me?"

"Okay, let's do it."

"All right" Ron replied "it's time to get busy...spending the next hour watching the hit new reality show Bat Boys."

"I can't believe there's a reality show where people go around hitting other people with baseball bats for money" Kim said.

"Well there is KP, we're going to watch it in all it's batty glory" Ron said.

"Hoo-yeah" Rufus added.

As Ron turned on the show, Kim heard the familiar ring of her Kimmunicator. "Saved by the chime" she said, before facing her watch "what's the sitch Wade?"

"Bad news, I've received reports that Drakken & Shego have skipped town" Wade explained.

"That's never good" Kim added "any idea where they're headed?"

"I'll check" Wade replied, and typed for a bit on his computer. "We're in luck, I've accessed Drakken's blog."

"Even villains have blogs now?" Kim asked "technology sure is changing things."

"According to this, they're heading to a city called 'Danville'" Wade explained.

"What could Drakken want there?" Kim asked.

"He says he's planning on meeting a fellow villain there" Wade explained "no name is given, but I can probably dig it up."

"Good, we'll need it" Kim said "in the meantime, upload me a map to this Danville place. We've got to stop Drakken before he can execute whatever scheme he's planning."

"You got it" Wade said "I'll call if I find anymore information."

"Please and thank you" Kim said, before signing off "looks like the TV day's going to have to wait Ron, we've got world saving business."

"Oh but Kim, bats!" Ron whined "hitting people in various body parts!"

"As hilarious as you may find that" Kim began "we have a job to do. Now come on."

"Man, the world would need to be saved today, wouldn't it?" Ron asked Rufus as they headed out.

"Bummer" the mole rat replied.


Meanwhile, in a house at the aforementioned Danville, two stepbrothers were watching TV.

"I don't know how you do it Priest" said a policeman on TV "you always seem to solve these incredible cases, despite having a phobia of pretty much everything on Earth."

"Well it's difficult chief, but I do what I can to…" Priest began "I'm sorry, but you have dandruff on your suit, and I can't be near you."

"Man, that Priest sure is great" Phineas Fletcher-Flynn said "I'd love to be a great detective like him, without all the quirks and stuff though."

His stepbrother, Ferb, said nothing.

"I wish there was a way I could be a detective" Phineas replied, before an idea popped into his head "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!"

Ferb said nothing and pulled out his omnipresent screwdriver.

The two boys quickly headed to the backyard and began construction on a detective's office. Which, as was often the case, did not go unnoticed.

"What are those two up to this time?" Candace wondered, peering out of her window into the backyard. She saw them building a desk, and what appeared to be a doorway, and headed outside.

"Okay, what are you two doing?"

"Oh, hey Candace. Me and Ferb have decided to be detectives, so we're building our own office" Phineas explained "do you have a case you'd like us to solve?"

"How about the case of why my two brothers keep driving me crazy?" Candace asked.

"That seems a little simple for us" Phineas said "are you sure you don't have any missing jewelry or something we could find?"

"Go ahead and play your little 'detective' game, just don't get into any trouble" Candace ordered before storming away.

"Okay Ferb, now we just need a big case" Phineas said. The boys sat down behind the desk they had built and waited for a client. "Any second now, somebody's going to come into our office."

Indeed, someone did come, the boys' good friend Isabella Garcia-Shapiro.

"Hi Phineas, what'cha doing?" she asked.

"We're playing detective" the boy replied.

"Sounds like fun, can I play?"

"Okay, you can be our female partner and say things like 'I'm coming too' and 'no way, it's way too dangerous'" Phineas replied.

"Sounds good to me."


That's it for right now. In the next chapter, Drakken & Doofenshmirtz get together and hilarity ensues. Right now, please feel free to send me a private message or e-mail me about what you'd like to see happen in the story.