This story was inspired by the song that is quoted at the beginning of the story. That's all I know. You'll have to ask my Muse about the rest of it. :D

Disclaimer:

:sings:

I've been watching you, Steve, ain't that cool?
I'm your fangirl too! I wanna be like you
And write all my words and grow as tall as you are!
By then I'll be as super as Psychman!
We'll be just alike, hey won't we, Steve?
When I can do everything you do...
'Cause I've been watching you
!

:is thoughtful:

And you know, since I've been watching you, obviously I'm not you. Unless we're both crazy . . .

:D

(He rly is super tall, btw. Like twice my friggin' shortness. It's pwnsome.)


I've been watching you, Dad, ain't that cool?
I'm your buckaroo. I wanna be like you
And eat all my food and grow as tall as you are.
By then I'll be as strong as superman.
We'll be just alike, hey won't we, Dad?
When I can do everything you do...
'Cause I've been watching you.

Rodney Atkins, Watching You


"Dad, why is the sky blue?"

Beep. Beep. Beep.

"Well what color should it be, Shawn?"

Kshhh-kshh. Kshhh-kshh.

"I don't know. Maybe green. That might be kind of cool."

"Paging Doctor Williams. Doctor Williams, call Radiology."

"Green, huh? What is this obsession you have with green?"

Beep. Beep. Beep.

"What's an obsession?"

Kshhh-kshh. Kshhh-kshh.

"An obsession is something that you focus on to the exclusion of all else. Okay, take the color green for instance. You like green so much that you never want any other colors. If you could, I bet you would wear green clothes and eat green food and ride a green bike and play with green toys and even paint your room green. Right?"

click. Click. Click. CLICK. "Sorry, sir. I just need to take his vitals again."

"Can I paint my room green?"

CLICK. Click. Click. click.

"Ask your mother. She's in charge of all interior decorating decisions."

Kshhh-kshh. Kshhh-kshh.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. CAN I PAINT MY ROOM GREEN?"

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.


BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

I said it was unexpected. I never said it wasn't evil. YAYZ FOR SNEAKILY EVIL MUSES. WOOT! :D

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