Okay, fair warning: strong sexual content ahead

Okay, fair warning: strong sexual content ahead! It's just a oneshot, so you won't have to suffer for long, haha.

Seriously, if this sort of thing makes you uncomfortable, don't read it. It's okay if you don't like it.

I don't own the Artemis Fowl characters, and quite frankly, I'm glad, because Eoin Colfer is way better with them than I am.

Slight spoilers for The Time Paradox, if you haven't already read it.

On with the story!


Artemis Fowl tossed and turned in his bed in Fowl Manor, completely unable to sleep. He couldn't stop thinking about Holly. How pretty she was. How he couldn't wait to see her again. How incredible that kiss was and how he wished it could have gone on forever. He thought about her smile, her spiky auburn hair, her nut-brown skin, how good it would feel to have her in his bed with him and without any clothes-

No, he told himself sternly. It's those blasted hormones again. Just relax. Don't think about her soft skin, her warm lips, her-

He groaned inwardly. Curses. There was only one solution…Artemis' hand began to creep downward…

Holly Short couldn't sleep. She tossed and turned, punching her pillow, trying unsuccessfully not to think about Artemis. His raven hair, his kind smile, and the fact that they now each had one of the eyes of the other made her shiver with shameful delight. Other parts of her were shivering, too, at the thought of Artemis in her bed with her minus his clothes-

"D'Arvit", she growled. She remembered what it was like to kiss him. Artemis had incredibly soft lips and his skin was so warm, not to mention how much she liked his-

"D'Arvit", she growled again as the only solution to her problem occurred to her. Holly's hand slid downward…

Artemis pulled and rubbed and yanked at himself as he moaned in ecstasy, his mind on Holly. How warm would it be inside her? It must be sheer bliss to make love to a being filled with magic…At this thought, Artemis began to gasp Holly's name aloud as he continued to work on himself.

"Ahhh," Holly moaned as her fingers found their mark and slid inside of her. "Artemis…you feel so good…don't stop…ahhh!" she sighed in ecstasy as she worked her fingers around inside of her, thinking only of Artemis Fowl.

Artemis was hard as a rock and throbbing now; he was so close, he could feel it. He thought of Holly, of pushing into her, of massaging her breasts and making her beg for more as they made love. This pushed Artemis over the edge and he climaxed-

"HOLLY! Oh, GOD, HOLLY!" he gasped loudly into his dark room as an earth-shaking orgasm overtook him.

Holly groaned, pushing her fingers more deeply into herself, imagining Artemis making love to her. The other hand found a breast as she considered how he would touch her. She thought about him thrusting into her, moaning with pleasure, and-

"ARTEMIS! Oh, YES!! Aaah, ARTEMIS!!" Holly half-shrieked with total ecstasy into her empty house as she experienced the mother of all orgasms.

"Aaahh," Artemis Fowl sighed as he slipped into a deep and satisfying slumber.

"Mmm," breathed Holly Short, relaxing into one of the most peaceful sleeps she'd experienced in a long time…

All right, folks, that's all. If you didn't like it, that's fine, but if you did like it, feel free to review! This is just a oneshot focusing on something that could have happened after The Time Paradox. After all, does anyone REALLY know what Artemis and Holly did after they went to bed that night? Heh heh heh…