(This was written after a cup of coffee, Mountain Dew, Pepsi, an all nighter, popcorn, a giant lollipop, and horror movies... Written by twistedpenguin and Mihael-Mello-Keehl... Enjoy this bitch yo...)

-thwap- Shikamaru awoke with a start and a pounding head. He looked up to see Temari standing over him with a rather menacing glance and could only assume her hand had been the source of his awakening. He rolled over, groaning. "What did I do this time?" he wondered to himself. He looked over the edge of the bed, finding three empty bottles of Jack on the floor. The previous night's events flooded his memory, reminding him of his god-awful hangover. He looked back up to the scowling woman still standing over him.

"If you think for a second that I'm going to let you just sleep around all fucking day and sleep it off you've got another thing coming!" she was fuming. "Get your lazy ass out of the damn bed and get your ass to work! Last night was your fucking idea, so you get to clean this shit up!" Her yelling wasn't helping any with his headache, so he just nodded in agreement, hoping she would quit or atleast tone it down a bit soon. Temari sighed. "I've been summoned to see the Fifth. If the place isn't fucking spotless by the time I get back, your ass had better be long goneā€¦.." With that she turned and left.

Shikamaru shook his head in disbelief. "That woman is troublesomeā€¦" he thought outloud. He reached over to his night side table and pulled out two asprin, taking them dry. He sat up and looked at the foot of the bed. There, still attached to the bedpost, was a pair of handcuffs. A grin crept across Shikamaru's face. "Damn I love that woman."