25 Things You DON'T Do Around Natsume (Or Not Around Him)

1. Don't talk to him without his permission.

2. Don't read his mind.

3. Don't help the fangirls (and select fanboys.)

4. Don't go near him.

5. Don't hurt his friends.

6. Don't use his friends.

7. Don't touch his stuff.

8. Don't touch him.

9. Don't collect his trash.

10. Don't take his mangas.

11. Don't gossip about him.

12. Don't stare at him.

13. Don't try to be discreet about staring at him.

14. Don't go in his room.

15. Don't sit in his tree.

16. Don't take his mask.

17. Don't touch Youchi.

18. Don't force the term sister for the relation ship between you and Youchi.

19. Don't stalk him.

20. Don't flirt with Mikan.

21. Don't touch Mikan.

22. Don't threaten Mikan.

23. Don't like Mikan .

24. Don't help the fans hurt Mikan.

25. Don't do any of the above to Mikan because she's breaking the rules, because she has done so already and Natsume obviously doesn't care because he's madly in love with her.

CONSEQUENCES FOR BREAKING THE LIST : HAIR BURNED. SKIRT BURNED. ROOM TRASHED... AND BURNED. REPUTATION DESTROYED. ANY PUNISHMENT NATSUME SEES FIT. ANY PUNISHMENT THAT THE FANCLUB INFLICTS ON YOU.


"There." Hotaru said sticking the last list up on the wall. Her boyfriend Ruka sighed in relief because they had spent all day putting these lists up all around Gakuen Alice.

"Make sure they're fireproof." Was all he said between pants. Hotaru wordlessly took her last can of fireproof spray and generously covered the over sized piece of paper (which was also permanently stuck to the wall unless Hotaru wills it, waterproof, in a frame with bulletproof glass, and couldn't be written on without shocks rendering the attacker of the list unconscious.)

"He's going to kill us when he finds out."

"Only if it doesn't work."

"Do you really think it will?"

"Nope. That's why I'm wearing fireproof clothes tomorrow." Hotaru smirked at her boyfriend's pleading face.

"Ple--

"20 rabbits." Was all Hotaru said as she took Ruka's hand as they walked back to the dorms to get some sleep.


A/N This was fun to write and it wasn't what I was going to write in the first place but I still like it. THIS WONT BE UPDATED. Since I didn't use a beta I'm not going to say that Autumn Aremega is an awesome beta and she has awesome stories , and go read them.

Review and it will make summer last longer.

--Lobaa