I do not and never will own anything Twilight. Unfortunately I can never have my dear Jasper!!
This is a series of awesome tastic amazingness!! HEHE!
Jasper-Ifeelyahman (A/N:Jbizz- My LOVE!!) (A/N: Leila: In your dreams woman)
Rosalie- FBW (A/N:Jbizz: Like hahahahaha!) (A/N: Leila: Don't mind her. Inside joke alert!)
Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude
Esme- yo yo momma!
machonachoman has entered chat
machonachoman: Hi self
machonachoman: Hi back, other self!
machonachoman: I'm bored!
machonachoman: me too!!
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Eddy4life: Emmett why are you in chat all alone?
machonachoman: I'm bored!!
Eddy4life: That explains little.
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Ifeelyahman: Can someone tell me why we are on IM when we live in the same house!
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wolfgang: I don't!
Ifeelyahman: Ugh! Who invited the dog?
Eddy4life: Um, excuse me! I did thank you. Oh! Invite Sethykins!
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shoppingishmyfuture: Let's go shopping!
Eddy4life: Um...Alice where did you come from?
shoppingishmyfuture: I've been here! looks back and forth
machonachoman: What!? Since when?
shoppingishmyfuture: Since like forever!
machonachoman: So you heard me...talking to myself?
shoppingishmyfuture: Yeah basically. So Bella let's go shopping!!
Eddy4life: How bout' no! Don't I have enough clothes?
shoppingishmyfuture: GASP Oh no you just didn't!
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Eddy4life: OMG!! Edward hey!
it'snotwhatyouthink: Hello. How is everything in the way too complex digital world?
machonachoman: What if...the Jonas Brothers were vampires!?
superqueerface: They would look a lot better.
Eddy4life: Well now that Emmett's random comment is out of the way... can we get back to life please?
machonachoman: Never!! Alice what do you think?
shoppingishmyfuture: Jacob! Can I break the treaty and turn them?
wolfgang: Uh...no. Why would you do that?
shoppingishmyfuture: Because they are AMAZING!!
Eddy4life: No they aren't. They are super queer faces!
it'snotwhatyouthink: This is completely insane and pointless.
Eddy4life: Aw! Eddy don't tell me you are gay for the JB's!!
it'snotwhatyouthink: rolls eyes Wow! no I am not gay for them. Or anyone else for that matter.
Eddy4life: Just checkin'! ;P
Ifeelyahman: This is a tad awkward. Believe me I can tell.
shoppingishmyfuture: Oh Jazzy!
Ok so this is the numero uno chapter! Please reveiw. Update comming soon (to dvd) teehee! A Jbizz and Leila Whatson production!