I heart CHUCK NORRIS

Screen Names

Bella- Eddy4life

Edward- it'snotwhatyouthink

Jasper-Ifeelyahman

Alice- shoppingishmyfuture

Rosalie- FBW

Emmett- machonachoman

Carlisle- Dr. Vampy dude

Esme- yo yo momma!

Jacob- wolfgang

Seth- superqueerface

Leah- BRB

Renesmee- danceswithwolves

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Eddy4life has entered chat

machonachoman: I'm telling you I could destroy Chuck Norris

Eddy4life: Emmett Chuck Norris would murder you

machonachoman: I'm a vampire

Eddy4life: So....they make steroids from his pee!!!

machonachoman: I have inhuman abilities

Eddy4life: He made up the tooth fairy to compensate for roundhouse kicking everyone in the face!

machonachoman: I made up Santa

Eddy4life: He ate Santa.

machonachoman: I bring the thunda'

Eddy4life: HE EATS LIGHTNING AND SHITS THUNDER!!!

mahconachoman:....