Me: I own EVERYTHING! Mwaaaaaahhhhhh!
(lightning flashes in the back round. The Cullen's suddenly appear.)
Cullen's: want to try that again?
Me: (whimpering slightly) I own nothing.
16,397 days. 45 years. That's how long its been since my fatal eighteenth birthday party and Jasper tried to take a snap out of me.
16,396 days. 45 years. That's how long it took for an enemy to get revenge. That's how long I've been one of the damned.