The Enterprise gets destroyed at last

The Enterprise's crew going cuckoo

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Jean Luc Picard sat back in his big pink fluffy chair, smoking one of Data's cigarettes. Just then, the very annoying doorbell rang, and two figures entered. "Here's your package," one of the two announced. "Hope you enjoy it."

"Ah," Picard replied. "Thank you."

Five minutes later, Jean Luc Picard arrived on the Bridge in a pink fluffy leotard with a tutu and plastic slip-on Disney Princess shoes.