Atobe the Great
Atobe: (snapping fingers) Everyone, listen up!
Atobe: Ore-sama has come to a serious conclusion... HEY! JIROH! Are you listening?!
Jiroh: Eh.. eh?! (waking up) Oh, hi, Atobe!! What's up??
Atobe: About that. Ore-sama is what's up.
Atobe: Ore-sama is the leader of the free world! Ore-sama is on top!!
Shishido: ?! Now hold on a second, you can't just decide things like that on your own...
Oshitari: He's right, Atobe...
On the other side of the locker room...
Gakuto: (yawns and notices something shiny in Hiyoshi's locker) Ooh, Wakashi, what's that... (points)
Hiyoshi: Eh... oh, THIS? (suddenly throws shiny thing into his bag) it's nothing, don't worry about it...
Gakuto: Hey, show me!! (jumps over to Hiyoshi)
Hiyoshi: What?! Get off of me!! I told you, it's nothing!
Back to Atobe...
Atobe: Well, I DO have the most power, good looks, speed, endurance, and knowledge here, ne, Kabaji?
Oshitari: Knowledge? (ping of anger)
Shishido: Speed? (double ping of anger)
Kana: You know, I AM in here. -.-x (has a dirty underwear on suddenly flinged on her head)
Jiroh: Hi, Kana!
Kana: (slowly taking underwear off head and flinging it, hitting Shishido) Yo, Akatagawa. (Akutugawa??)
Shishido: / What are you doing in the boy's locker room?!
Atobe: Ore-sama will not forgive your peeping-tom habits! 20 laps around the courts!!
Kana: Eh?! You told me to clean the boy's locker room!! You came back too early!!
Atobe: KANA IS TALKING RUDELY TO THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD!! NOW MOVE!!
Kana: YOUR EGO IS THE SIZE OF NEW ZEALAND!!
Atobe: (ping of anger and starts yelling about how great he is and how she should call him 'Atobe-sama' ect ect)
Kana: (has a "Yeah, all right, sure..." attitude)
Atobe: AND FURTHER MORE, AS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD--
Shishido: Where did you get the idea that you're so big?!
Atobe: You stay out of this!! Ore-sama is speaking!!
Shishido: Oi, oi, since when can't I speak when you're speaking?
Atobe: Since now!!
Oshitari: (notices Kana is filming and suddenly has a random desk in front of him and head desks)
Chohtaro: Ka-kana-chan.. do you think that's such a good idea...
Kana: But of course, Choh-chan. Atobe in the locker room? I'll make a killing off this. (turns camera to Chohtaro) Hm, your fangirls would also pay pretty well...
Chohtaro: / Err, Kana-chan, please--
Kana: Ooh! Shishido grabbed Atobe's collar!!
Kana: (whipping camera toward the scream)
At the scream?
Hiyoshi: D-don't touch me there!! I won't give you it!!
Gakuto: (is pretty much sexually harassing Hiyoshi XD) What is it, damn it?!
Hiyoshi: It's MINE!! You can't have it!
Gakuto: (stealing the bag that Hiyoshi threw the shiny thing into) IT'S MINE NOW!!
Hiyoshi: Ho-hold on--!!
Gakuto: (pulls out the shiny thing)
Hiyoshi: ¬/¬ ...
Gakuto: A.. a baseball cup?!
Hiyoshi: ...if you get hit there with a tennis ball--
Gakuto: You just like the idea that something is protecting that area, don't you?! WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?! (glomps Hiyoshi)
Kana & Chohtaro: ...
Back to Atobe and Shishido
Atobe: lieing in a bloody mass in a pile with Shishido, suggesting they beat the absolute hell out of each other
Jiroh: ZzZzZzZz... nn? What happened?...
Kana: Being the 'leader of the free world', he had many people out to kill him. Shishido succeeded.
Oshitari: (did a head-desk so hard his head went through the desk and is now unconscience)
Kana: (still filming) HAHAHAHA!!
Chohtaro: (swallows hard) Kana-chan, stop that! (swiping camera out of Kana's hands, causing the camera to break)
Kana: (glares at Chohtaro) Choh...chan...
Chohtaro: (does a double take and points to himself) Oh.. haha.. was that me...?
Kana: GYAAAAH!! (does some sort of shonen leap towards him)
Chohtaro: (running around club room and trying to be polite while yelling to Kana and dodging random objects being thrown at him) P-please calm down, Kana-chan!!
Kana: (is in full "I will freakin' KILL YOU!!" mode)
Yet another eventfull day for the Hyotei regulars and their manager, Kana-chan. Ne, Kabaji?