Disclaimer: I don't own anything but the idea.

Title: To Whom It May Concern.

Pairing: NaruHina.

Raiting: T.

Summary: To any teenage boy, a mistakenly sent collection of Icha Icha books instead of an encyclopedia would seem like a dream come true. To Hinata, however, it is a very, very, large mistake.

Notes: This is the Dear Stranger Spin-Off. It is not a sequel, since it does not continue where the last one left off. This story will be in mostly email format, although I might change a few things along the way. Enjoy.


To Whom It May Concern,

On January 27th, I ordered the complete set of 'The Roots of Konoha, The Encyclopedia' for the amount displayed on the advertisement.

I am disappointed to say however that The Roots of Konoha, The Encyclopedia' was not delivered to my home. In it's place I received the complete collection of 'Icha Icha, 25th Special Edition'.

To resolve this problem I would appreciate the company's full cooperation. I look forward to hearing from you as quickly as possible.

Please contact me as soon as you can.

Sincerely,

Hyuuga Hinata.

45th Cen. Lane.

Yuli, Konoha.

HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.


Miss Hyuuga,

We apologize sincerely for the obvious mistake in your order. However, our records show that you ordered the 'Icha Icha, 25th Special Edition' on January 27th also. In order to resolve this problem as quickly as possible we will need you to provide the necessary information.

If you can possibly send me a copy of your receipt, order number, and any other valuable information that you can find, I would greatly appreciate it.

Thank you,

The Leaf Printing Company.

763 S Rd, Mudd Hwy.

Reid, Konoha.

Leafprints (at) leaf (dot) com.


To Whom It May Concern,

Attached to this email are the files holding the order number, receipt, invoice, and a picture of the 'Icha Icha, 25th Special Edition'.

I look forward to your reply.

Sincerely,

Hyuuga Hinata.

45th Cen. Lane.

Yuli, Konoha.

HinataH (at) leaf (dot) com.


To: SasukUch (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: ShikNara (at) leaf (dot) com.

We have a problem. I've forwarded the emails to you in a separate one, but you need to solve this now. We've managed to screw up royally with the daughter of our major investor.

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To: ShikNara (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: SasukUch (at) leaf (dot) com.

I've looked in every file we have. She ordered it. If she's too embarrassed to admit it, or daddy caught her reading it…well, too bad. You'll have to tell her that she's going to either pay for it, or just refund. She'll have to return it, too. It doesn't matter if she's the daughter of whomever. That edition is our most expensive one.

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To: SasukUch (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: ShikNara (at) leaf (dot) com.

There's no way she ordered it. She's ordered every edition of the encyclopedia. Unless she has a new boyfriend and he got a hold of her account…then…no, forget it.

I've sent about 24 emails to the moron. He still hasn't replied. Did they even come in today? Contact him.

Now, please. I'd like to keep my job.

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To: ShikNara (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: SasukUch (at) leaf (dot) com.

Aren't you supposed to be the lazy one? Is Ino pregnant or something? You don't even need the money.

I called him. He said he was replying when I interrupted him.

Right.

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To: SasukUch (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: ShikNara (at) leaf (dot) com.

Ino? Pregnant? If there's one thing I've learned with her, Sasuke, is how to be self-sufficient.

I'm still waiting for his reply.

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To: ShikNara (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: UzumakiN (at) leaf (dot) com.

I've talked to every one in the Encyclopedia dept. No one has records of her ordering it. You'll have to tell her that she has to return the 'Icha Icha' order. Although, I don't see why anyone would return that one. It's the best edition yet!

Well…good luck?

-smiley-

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To: UzumakiN (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: ShikNara (at) leaf (dot) com.

As much as I enjoy working here, Naruto, I will not be responsible for your ideas! You were the one who wanted to do the whole 'Free Edition!' ad! Her order probably got mixed it with that one.

You do it.

So troublesome.

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To: ShikNara (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: UzumakiN (at) leaf (dot) com.

Oooh…so feisty. Fine. I'll tell Princess Nerd over there to return it.

Either way, I'm sure she'll be honored to talk to the company CEO! Now beware my smooth ways.

I'll probably get her number too!

Just watch me.

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To: UzumakiN (at) leaf (dot) com.

From: ShikNara (at) leaf (dot) com.

We already have her number. Dumbass.

Yeah…smooth.


Tell me if I should continue this, or scrap it. Please review.

Until Next Time,

Darkofthenight.