AN- Pure randomness, because I can

Disclaimer: Let's see, if I owned Gundam Wing, would I be working graveyard shift? No not mine.

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The scene - Inside a military base, in a large hanger with a second level platform looking out over it. Duo and Wufei are both cuffed and somewhat roughed up, sitting up on the platform. Down in the center of the large hanger is Deathscythe.

A high ranking official is looking smug while standing over our beloved-and in one case unusually silent-pilots as a man attempts to open Deathscythe's cockpit.

"AIEEE!! BAD TOUCH!! BAD TOUCH!! NO!!"

Echoes a young girl's voice through the hanger at a headache-inducing decibel level.

The official, and everyone else stops still, stunned.

"Did that just come from the Gundam?"

"HELP!! PERVERT!!"

The Gundam suddenly lurches to life, knocking the would be 'violator' off and stumble-runs to the other side of the hanger. HA HA HA! OH MY GOD! HA HA sounds from behind the official where 02 is literally rolling with laughter.

"BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH !! I WANT MY DADDY!! WAAHH!!"

Is-cried out? By Deathscythe as-it/she? hides behind a shuttle.

"Sir, the Gundam appears to be rocking herself in the corner with her hands over her head now."

"I can see that, you idiot." The official turns to Duo, dodging the feet that were pounding in time to his laughter.

"HA HA I can't believe that actually worked! That-ah ha- system WORKS!"

The nameless official glances towards 05, who is rhythmically banging the back of his head against the wall while apparently praying to his ancestors to spare him from all of this.

"WAHH!! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES!!

WHERE'S MY DADDY!! WAHH!!"

"MAKE IT STOP 02!"

Finally Duo looks up. "I can't man, she won't stop until her 'Daddy' gets here."-spoken of course with a huge-and incredibly pleased with himself grin.

"WAHH!! I NEED THERAPY!!"

By now most people had fled the deafening noise, those few remaining in the hanger were covering their ears and beginning to cower in a manner rather similar to that of the Gundam.

With the exception of :

The official-who was stunned.

Duo-whose eardrums may be made of gundanium.

Wufei-who had decided to try to meditate.

"Find my happy place. Find my happy place…"

BOOM! CRASH! Dust and smoke filled the room.

"Sir, Wing Gundam just crashed through the hanger wall."

"Once again, I can see that, you IDIOT!"

Sure enough, there was the infamous Wing Gundam, standing amidst the rubble.

"DADDY!!"

Screamed out Deathscythe, as it/she(?) jumped out from her/it's(?) hiding place and held out her/it's(?) arms.

"YOU CAME!"

Utter silence.

Cricket chirp

Inside the Wing Gundam- Twitch

Several minutes later in the 3 Gundams (Heero had Wufei's Gundam safely stashed nearby when he broke in, always prepared that one, Wonder if he was a boy scout?)

"I never want to be captured with him again."

"I don't want to know."

"But Hee-chan you wouldn't believe…"

"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW."

"Dude man, that was just AWESOME!"

"Maxwell you have no shame."

"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW!!"

"…"

"…"

"… ok 'daddy'"

TWITCH

"I will kill you."


This is my first ever fanfic, so please give some feedback. I do have other ideas if people think my stuff is at all amusing, if not I guess I will just have to do homework. Please, this authoress begs you not to leave her to homework !!