Me: Welcome all to the new show "Ambrosia and Nectar for the Soul" with me, your host, Moonray9. Before I explain this little show we have here, I would like to announce that I do own PJO! Just kidding, I do not own PJO or any of its characters. -sniff-
Percy: Just get on with this idiotic show.
Me: Thank you for that Percy, I will make sure to pay you back later. -gives evil smile- Anyways in this show I want you to write reviews talking about your life and troubles, and the PJO crew and I will laugh at your misfortu- I mean do our best to give helpful advice!
Thalia: How do I know this show is going to be pathetic?
Annabeth: This sucks.
Nico: Talk about it.
Me: Will everyone just shut up or do I have to force you to by ripping out your voice boxes and shoving them down your throats and then…
Thalia: Stop right there.
Me: Ok to make this more interesting I'm going to bring in more characters!
Audience in sarcastic voices: Yaaaaay.
Me: Be right back -leaves room-
Percy: I wonder who she is getting.
Annabeth: Probably Grover and some random side characters like Clarisse, Silena, and Beckandorf.
Just then Moonray9 entered the room followed by Kelli the empousa, Luke, Tyson, and the Stoll brothers.
Thalia: Well those characters are certainly random.
Percy: -Looks at Kelli- Aren't you dead?
Kelli: Aren't you stupid. I'm a monster, I regenerated and now I'm back to have a little snack.
Me: Kelli, you and Hecate are awesome and all but I will have no killing,
Me: Unless it's Luke.
Luke: Hey! How come I'm the only one allowed to be killed?
Me: Because your ugly and your mommy dresses you funny.
Luke: Why you…
Percy: I just realized something!
Annabeth: How could you, Seaweed Brain, have possibly noticed anything that is important enough to be announced out loud that none of us have already stated?
Percy: I'm not stupid!
Me: Forget what Annabeth just said. Tell us what you realized!
Percy: Ok, what I realized is that shouldn't-
Percy was interrupted by a loud and obnoxious drumroll.
Thalia: Sorry it was so tempting.
Percy: Ok back to what I was saying. Shouldn't Lu-
Thalia:with iPod headphones in her ears Don't want to be an American idiot,Don't want a nation under the new mania And can you hear the sound of hysteria?The subliminal mind f America.
Everyone: Thalia!! (this was followed up by the noises of someone being beat up.)
A few minutes later...
Percy: -Looking at the tied up and gagged Thalia- Ok now that is taken care of I will continue. Shouldn't Luke still be possessed by Kronos?(Bum bum buuuum)
Everyone: -Looking at Luke-...
Luke: Ummm... that's a long story...
Luke:Well I'm kind of half Kronos...
Kronos/Luke: Shut up, you foolish mortal! You weren't suppose to tell them that!
Luke:Well sooorry if I thought they should know.
Kronos/Luke: Did you just use sarcasm on me. You shall be punished for your insolence!-Starts punching himself-
Luke: It's my body! I get to do what I want!-Continues punching his self-
Me: Yeeeaaa... I'm just going to end this before things get any more strange
Grover: -bursts into room- Coffee, coffee, Oh wonderful, caffineful coffeeee!O.o!!
Nico: Too late...
Percy: Can we go now?
Kelli: The cyclops is poking me...
Tyson: Lady has furry leg.
Travis and Connor:Are we allowed to talk?
Me: Yea people send reviews telling us your problems and we will try to help you. -sounds of a fight beginning-Yeeaaa bye.
Kelli: Will someone shut him up!?