Obviously, Sharpay still wants Troy. The only way to get him is to break him up with Gabriella. And stop listening to wart ladies.

All the twelfth graders at East High were staying in a hotel in Nowhere Land. They were there to spend a month together before they were separated into different colleges. Sharpay still wanted Troy, and I still want a soda.

Sharpay then came up with the most evilish plan ever. It was so evil; she decided she needed to come up with the most evilish evil laugh to go with it. (Evilly, of course.) Did I mention her plan was very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, evil? Anyway, her plan was to capture Gabriella and stick a brain changer into her head and make her hate Troy Bolton. She would break up with him, and he would be free. So Sharpay invented a brain changer. (Actually, she tried to invent a brain changer, invented a toaster/automatic forehead-poking machine, and ended up buying a brain changer.)

So Sharpay captured Gabriella and put her in her laboratory/walk-in closet . Then, she pulled out the brain changer and put it to Gabriella's head. She turned it on. "That's funny, "she thought. "Her hair wasn't supposed to turn red."

"THAT'S A CIGERETTE LITER, YOU TWIT!!" roared Gabriella.

Finally, Sharpay was able to accomplish her task. "Now, who do you hate?" she asked in a cheery voice.

"Troy Bolton," Gabriella said.

"YES YES YES!!" Sharpay was jumping around and she was so excited that she forgot about the drop-off to the Pit of Despair and No Return that she was standing next to and fell in and no one ever saw her again. Gabriella stood up.

"Wow. I was just kidding."